[net.nlang] have you ever read ...

yin@sri-unix (09/04/82)

                    Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
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          a well-known story as retold by H.L. Chace



Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder
inner ladle cordage, honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist.
Disk ladle gull orphan worry putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut,
an fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

Wan moaning, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset.

"Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter
an shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groin-
murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun
stopper laundry wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily
inner florist, an yonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque
wet strainers!"

"Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle
ladle basking an stuttered oft.

Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
mitten anomalous woof.

"Wail, wail, wail!" set disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten
Hut! Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"

"Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's
seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."

"O hoe! Heifer gnats woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb
shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder.
Oil ketchup wetter letter, an den -- O bore!"

Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinny retched a cordage offer
groin-murder, picked inner windrow, an sore debtor pore oil worming
worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor
bet, paunched honor pore oil worming, an garbled erupt. Den disk
ratchet ammonol pot honor groin-murder's nut cup an gnat-gun, any
curdled ope inner bet.

Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage, an ranker
dough ball. "Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof, disgracing
is verse.

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum, an stud buyer groin-murder's bet.

"O Grammar!" crater ladle gull historically, "Water bag icer gut!
A nervous sausage bag ice!"

"Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard," setter bloat-Thursday woof,
wetter wicket small honors phase.

"O Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!"

"Battered small your whiff, doling," whiskered dole woof, ants mouse
worse waddling.

"O Grammar, water bag mouser gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!"

Daze worry on-forger-nut ladle gull's lest warts. Oil offer sodden,
caking offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk hoard-hoarded woof
lipped own pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.


MURAL:   Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque
_____    wet strainers.


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     I came across this, again, recently.  You'll notice that the words
are all English words and none of the sentences have any literal meaning.


                                       Yin Shih