9212osd (11/01/82)
A few more classic headlines to try to brighten up your day: Rosemary Hall Gets New Head (The Hartford Courant 6/6/75) *hope it's as good looking as the other one* Chester Morrill,92,Was Fed Secretary (The Washington Post 4/21/78) *was he on a hunger strike?* Corection (The Mountain Echo, Yellville Ark, 5/15/75) *at least they are honest* Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold as Pet Fish (The Milwaukee Journal, 7/16/76) *didn't even let him finish his meal!* New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead (The Times-Argus, Vt. 5/31/74) *they couldn't wait* Planes must clear mountains first Crash prompts change in rules *how about moving the mountains?* Milk Drinkers Turn To Powder (Detroit Free Press, 11/12/74) *and everybody else is biting the dust* Wives Kill Most Spouses in Chicago (Florida Times-Union, 9/8/77) *is that why net.singles is so popular?* O. Sotomayor-Diaz BTL-HO (10/31/82)