[net.nlang] Is the English language insane?

rvpalliende (12/08/82)

In a recent submission alice!rhm points the falsity of some
comments of mine about the English language.
My diatribes against Samuel Johnson aren't correct.
He didn't suggest any new etymologizing spelling, contrary to
what I claimed. However when several variants were common in his
time, he had the bad judgment of selecting the most archaic one, and
sometimes he approved spellings which were based on wrong
etymologies. Being the first authoritative lexicographer, it
was his fault to approve those archaisms.

As for the plural of "book" being "beek" there was no word "book"
in Old English.           _          _
However, the plural of   boc  was   bec.             _
I don't have macrons on my terminal, and Old English e
developed into Modern English ee. For this subtlety, I think
that an ignorant reader doesn't care; a learned and intelligent reader
can realize what is meant. As for learned and stupid readers, I don't
care about them

	Every claim about the English language that Senhor Alliende made seems
	to be incorrect.

<flame on>
I don't mind if my errors are pointed to in public.
However I strongly object to the patronizing and contemptuous use
of the Portuguese word "senhor" in reference to me.
Although I am not a Portuguese or a Brazilian, alice!rhm wants to point
the fact that I am a foreigner, and therefore in his/her warped logic,
so common among Americans, unable to know anything correct about
the English language.
I assume that alice!rhm is a middle/upper-class, white American.
I don't think members of other ethnic groups would be so demeaning
with foreigners.
I'm not claiming that all Americans are like alice!rhm, only that
too many of them are (Reagan included).
<flame off>

Pablo Alliende.

clives@sri-unix (12/10/82)

[This was to be a letter, but I thought perhaps it might add something new
to this discussion group.] CNS

Hurray, Pablo! Good rejoinder, interesting discussion, good attitude,
and ever so much more so much more interesting than "ov".

If I weren't very soon to be out of touch with the net, I'd try engaging you
in a little correspondence.

I am interested, if you wish to tell me, how you developed such an interest
in English language.

In particular, do you find differences in world-view that strike you
between your native tongue -- is it Spanish; do you feel like telling me
what other culture(s) you have roots in? -- and English?

I ask due to my experiences with Korean, with which I learned a passing
acquaintance about 9 years ago. It is a very different way of attaching
to the world for a Westerner; I found myself writing certain of my feelings
in that language for years after last returning. Once in a while I still do,
though I've become pretty rusty. Most Westerners who visit Korea learn
little or nothing of Korean; contrariwise, though Koreans study English
for years as a necessary connection to the Occident, few of them have
any real liking for it, or easy fluency.

Exemplifying this, in 4 years of travels in and out of Korea, one of them
instructing in engineering practice in a graduate school with Korean
professors -- most of whom had 10-15 years in America before repatriation --
I only met two persons who spoke clear, comfortable English; both were
extremely unusual men. (Add: I imagine several of my students probably do
by now)

The first was a clinical psychologist, a profession, he assured me,
of Western origin and quite new in specific concext to Korea (though
of course they have their own ways with such needs of life); the other
had been sent as a missionary (!) pastor by the Presbyterian church to a
remote ranchland in the Dakotas for 10 years.

In contrast, many Japanese, whose language includes obvious connection to 
the Korean root Ural-Altaic, doubtless (though somewhat unmentionably)
passed through Korea, can speak a flawless Oxford English with an ability
which I sometimes felt surpassed my own. And a high-school age bus-boy
in a tiny restaurant in Tokyo could explain to me, given only patience,
the difference between several fish dishes whose constituent's names
I didn't really know in English myself.

The very feeling of Korean seems to hint an answer, if I did not know one
from more intimate observation and friendships. Koreans have a profound
relationship with intuitions towards the nature of things, really a sort of
ontology; and English just does not feel comfortable (a word I've known them
to use often and specifically in this context) to their sensibility.

Though it may be used synthetically to do so (an illustration of it's real
power, among all our self-degrading criticisms), English in it's everyday
form cannot align with the way they feel or see, so brings a feeling of
real discomfort to use.  As I found in tutoring immigrants back in this
country, English sounds themselves require one to reshape the face in ways,
use expressiveness, that is quite embarrassing to Koreans, especially to men.
Contrariwise, of course, Korean sounds simply do not differentiate to
Westerners unless they learn something new about hearing. The notion
of clear speech is antithetical to the flowing agglutination of Korean.

Much more than this, though, there just is not much conceptual matching
between the languages. Translation dictionaries seem to give lists of
words and phrases to encircle the intended meaning; there is seldom
any literal equivalence.

One of the first things one learns is the counterpart to the Western notion
of having to do something; e.g. "You must go to work in the morning."
In Korean, the verb, short, and so often used, is toeda (try saying tway-da,
sort of) in one of the six or so popular transliteration schemes. (None
of these truly work at all; Korean has a perfect phonemic alphabet half again
as large as the English non-phonemic one.) This word seems to translate
roughly as a notion of becoming, and is used in constructions as, literally,
"if you don't do so, things won't become"; i.e. the universe will not progress
as it should if you don't do your part.

What a world of difference, and here I borrow from Ruth Benedict, the
famous anthropologist commissioned by the US government to explain just
who the Japanese were and possibly what it was they were after during WW2;
our notion of requirement is based on guilt, and Asiatic ones on shame.

Speaking of which, this seems an excellent place to stop, and get some
needed sleep.  I haven't touched, much less scratched the surface;
some issues are the totally different syntax -- sort of RPN, (Lisp-lovers 
might like it); the specificity, number, often onomatopoeic and gregarious
(yes, I mean that) natures of adjectives (100 or so for ways of walking 
down the street); the intense musico-communicative nature of tone in a
language that has a much flatter inflection than English, and no connection
whatever to tonal semantics as in Chinese.....

That last is something which had the power to wake me in the Siberian
pre-dawn, snow literally blowing in through the loose window-frame,
to meditate deeply down until I could find the root of a meaning which
had been communicated through a thin wall the night before, wordlessly.
But that's another story; I probably won't be around long enough to
get the chance to tell it here -- off for greener pastures.

But, if these things interest, perhaps inter-cultural discussions could
be held, instead of the vague (is it) defensiveness I've felt. Let's
stop that, all you New Jerseyites, Canadians, transported English,
Oregonians etc...... We might learn something even work-related
(ai, anyone) from discovery of others' sensibilities, as opposed to
sensitivities, and it could be really fun. I'm sorry I'll miss further
chance of it.

Maybe there might be, even, net.modern.literature? I recommend trying
John Fowles, Barry Holstun Lopez, and Ntozake Shange.

			Hoping this sort of intelligence discussion
			is as interesting as the "artificial" one
			(which I also like) and wondering what else
			I might do with an essay like this,
			(This is one thing I do, when there isn't
			any woman, and when there is)

			I remain,

			Clive Steward
			Tektronix, Beaverton

rhm (12/11/82)

Well, we have settled the Saml. Johnson problem, now for the Old English
plural of "book" (usually spelled boc in those days)

The last consonant in "boc" was pronounced like "k" as in "book".
The last consonant in "bec" was pronounced like "ch" as in "beech".

When we update the spelling to modern conventions, "beek" just wont do.

As to the use of "Senhor" or the same word in its Spanish spelling.
My actual intention was to send a word that conveyed the meaning.
I cannot do that with the terminal (hp) that I use.

I was unaware of the (presumably local) use of the word "senhor" or
"sen~or" as a "patronizing and contemptuous" term.  My knowledge of
Spanish (and Portuguese) is limited and regional (mainly N.Y.City, in fact).

No offense was intended, and I will be more careful in the future.