[net.nlang] Two Apposite Gags

cw (03/08/83)

This morning's paper brought two comic strips worth posting.  Imagine
the graphics for yourself.

	From BC and Wiley's Dictionary:

		ilk n.  A sick elk.


	And from Agatha Crumm--we see Ms. Crumm and Winsome, the secretary,
	talking as a man holding a briefcase leaves the first frame.

		Winsome:    Was his resume' interesting, Ms. Crumm?
		Ms. Crumm:  I don't know, Winsome. I didn't read it.
		Winsome:    You didn't read it?
		Ms. Crumm:  He misspelled "resume"!


Charles