[net.nlang] The Missionary Position

rcj (04/08/83)

I am ninety-something percent sure that this term originated when
Christian missionaries set out to 'save' the natives of various
underdeveloped countries (Africa was one of the first, I think).
The Christians were shocked by the rear-entry position favoured
by the natives -- this was why these heathens were still heathens!!
The copulated in the same manner as animals!!  So the missionaries,
as with so many other fun things, told the natives that this was
WRONG -- and introduced them to the less natural (in my view) position
with the man on top and woman on bottom that came to be known (gradually,
as with all language changes and adoptions of phrases) as the
Missionary Position.

Feel free to correct me if I goofed,
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