[net.nlang] humorous sign

mendelso@utcsrgv.UUCP (Eric Mendelsohn) (07/01/83)

Sign in a quebec city pharmacy  circa 1955
  

WE DISPENSE WITH ACCURACY

oz@rlgvax.UUCP (07/02/83)

In Newburgh NY there is a deli near the bus station called


			THE TERMINAL DELICATESSSON



			OZ
			seismo!rlgvax!oz

presley@mhuxj.UUCP (07/04/83)

In Fort Lee, NJ, there's a store with the name
	Vendetta and Nedelka
I suppose if you ever miss a payment on your bill ....
-- 
	Joe Presley (...!mhuxj!presley, harpo!presley)

larry@grkermit.UUCP (07/06/83)

A sign in a travel agency in Harvard Square says:


GO AWAY OFTEN.
-- 
Larry Kolodney
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leichter@yale-com.UUCP (Jerry Leichter) (07/11/83)

The Harvard Square travel agency's "Go Away Often" sign is actually a replace-
ment for a sign they had for years:  "Please Go Away".
								-- Jerry