[net.nlang] Cryptic Porchtoot Puzzler

ix222@sdccsu3.UUCP (Steve Serocki) (08/12/83)

please keep this cryptic crossword out of the reach of impressionable
children -- the psychological effects of prolonged profuse sweating, 
gutteral subvocalizations, and massive defoliation of the scalp have
yet to be reliably determined by the analyst general.

OTOH, you, dear mature reader, should have no difficulty solving it.
if you do, you are welcome send in your solution and brag a bit.
otherwise you'll just have to wait two weeks when i'll post the cc 
source and a reasonable answer set.

	enjoy.

	steve serocki
	{ decvax ucbvax philabs };sdcsvax;sdccsu3;ix222
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The Neccessary Clews:

ACROSS					  DOWN
 1.  In a spin perhaps, he came to the     1. Doughboy takes in a doctor before
     top (8)				      beginning assault in W Africa. (6)
 5.  In office, dare he spare a gangster?  2. Reflective lover (9)
     (6)				   3. A student, with weapon, sets
 9.  Nominally, puts market around St. 	      it ringing (5)
     Lazare (8)				   4. Two sides makes 22 (7)
 10. Tinker's follower (6)		   6. Lifeless divorcee takes a husband
 12. In a manner of speaking dishonoured,     in Northern Ireland... (9)
     African in exile (5)		   7. ...or a late premier (5)
 13. Cain held out a hot dish (9)	   8  Dry? No man, no doubt, could
 14. Poverty stricken, starts to get 	      be here (8)
     charity from David (6)		   11. French crowns in contemporary
 16. *Prejudiced* (7)			       currency (4)
 19. One's small change. (7)		   15. Saint, so called, in Siam or 
 21. Easily beaten general, say, every 	       Mongolia (6,3)
     Saturday (6)			   17. Used to replace 23, now delivered
 23. First of his kind, Hermes, neutered,      daily (9)
     provides the first third (9)	   18. A river confuses the issue of
 25. Gravity, in equal degrees, below 	       unseeded youngsters (8)
     the surface. (5)			   20. Endless view, alas (4)
 26. In the Sudan, axles turn to	   21. Man at arms once clad in iron
     earthly paradise. (6)		       at sea (7)
 27. Unexpected fruit? (8)	 	   22. Parted by a soldier, in the
 28. Street lights off course (6)	       countdown, from 10 (6)
 29. Uncle's brother takes articles	   24. First sound of naval air raid(5) 
     for a spell (8)			   25. Fleecer's mate (5)