[net.nlang] 'fish' is spelled 'ghoti'

ecn-ec:mj@pur-ee.UUCP (08/11/83)

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ecn-ec!mj    Jun 26 13:06:00 1983


	My sixth-grade English book said that 'fish' could just
	as easily be spelled 'ghoti':

	enouGH   =    'f'
	wOmen    =    'i'
	moTIon   =    'sh'
	ghoti    =    'fish'

	Does anyone else know of similar non-phonetic spellings?


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rcj@burl.UUCP (08/12/83)

My favorite confusion of this sort came from an old "I Love Lucy"
show where Lucy is trying to teach Ricky better English.  She is
reading to him from a children's book, and runs across a number
of words that drive Ricky CRAZY!!!  Consider these (pronounce them):

bough
cough
dough
rough
through

No wonder furners who come to this country cain't tail Kansas
from Ar-kansas,

:-)
-- 

The MAD Programmer -- 919-228-3814 (Cornet 291)
alias: Curtis Jackson	...![ floyd sb1 mhuxv ]!burl!rcj

asente@decwrl.UUCP (Paul Asente) (08/14/83)

In regard to "I Love Lucy":

There is a "Gough" street in San Francisco.  One of our favorite
topics of conversation while trying to find a parking spot for
the symphony is the pronunciation:  is it

Gow	like bough
Goff	like cough
Go	like dough
Guff	like rough

or (my favorite)

Goo	like through!

	-paul asente
	(decvax,ucbvax,allegra)!decwrl!asente

dave@utcsrgv.UUCP (Dave Sherman) (08/14/83)

C'mon, burl!rcj, don't stop there:

bough		-auw
cough		-off
dough		-ouw
rough		-uff
through		-oo
thought		-o
hiccough	-up
thorough	-schwa (upside-down 'e')
-- 
 {linus,cornell,watmath,ihnp4,floyd,allegra,utzoo,uw-beaver}!utcsrgv!dave

rlr@pyuxn.UUCP (08/14/83)

And now the final ultimate explanation of why 'ghoti' spells 'fish':

	gh - as in 'ghrog' (a green amphibian that lives in ponds and
				eats flies)
	o  - as in 'os'  ("It os a very nice day, osn't it?")
	ti - as in 'tiut'  ("I wish he would tiut up, he talks so much.")

English is a very simple and ordered language once you understand it.