porges@inmet.UUCP (08/18/83)
#N:inmet:7300013:000:119 inmet!porges Aug 17 12:13:00 1983 Apropos words that type funny: for a good laugh, watch your fingers while you type "minimum". Great fun at parties!
ix900@sdccsu3.UUCP (David Sewell) (08/19/83)
"Watch your fingers while you type 'minimum'--great party fun." Well, I've been typing "minimum" while watching my fingers for the last half hour to try to figure out what the point is. I have come up with several theories. 1) If you are rather tipsy and do this, you will obtain the text of either the Gettysburg Address or Tennyson's line about "the murmur of innumerable bees." 2) Put on a tango record: you will discover that "minimum" produces a very passable tango step. 3) Have a member of the opposite sex watch while you type. After several minutes he/she will be hypnotized and willing to follow any suggestion you might make. 4) The finger motions involved actually produce the secret sign known only to 78th level Grand Holy Master Rosicrucians. 5) If you take a portable typewriter with you and show everybody the "minimum" trick, pretty soon you'll be known as a real "live wire" and will be invited to all the parties in town. Was I close? David Sewell {ucbvax!}sdcsvax!sdccsu3!ix900
paul@uofm-cv.UUCP (08/23/83)
I thought that was to demonstrate one's ability to find the G spot! Paul (Ich Bin Ein Jelly Doughnut) Killey Bo Schembechler University Ann Arbor, MI