riddle@ut-sally.UUCP (Prentiss Riddle) (02/07/84)
(Guvf qvfphffvba jnf zbirq sebz arg.jbzra.bayl.) Nevry Funggra (bepn!nevryf) pbzcynvaf nobhg gur hfr bs gur jbeq "pbpxfhpxre" nf na vafhyg, naq fcrpvsvpnyyl nobhg vgf frkvfg vzcyvpngvbaf. V guvax V frr ure cbvag -- sryyngvb vf n avpr npgvivgl, naq vg pregnvayl vf n funzr gb unir vg qenttrq guebhtu gur zhpx ol yvaxvat n cebsnar vafhyg jvgu vg -- ohg V qba'g guvax gung gur ceboyrz vf bar bs frkvfz, naq V pregnvayl qba'g guvax gung vg vf havdhr gb "pbpxfhpxre". Ybbx, sbe rknzcyr, ng "shpxre", "shpxvat", "cevpx" naq "phag". Frkhny vagrepbhefr vf n jbaqreshy guvat, naq cravfrf naq intvanf ner gur irel avpr betnaf juvpu znxr frkhny vagrepbhefr cbffvoyr, lrg flabalzf sbe gurz enax evtug hc gurer jvgu "pbpxfhpxre" nf fbzr bs gur ivyrfg jbeqf jr pna hfr gb ersre gb crbcyr. Snpr vg -- bhe ynathntr vf, nf sne nf frk vf pbaprearq, fgvyy fghpx onpx va gur qnex ntrf. Ohg nf sbe gur punetr bs frkvfz, V guvax gung "pbpxfhpxre" vf zbfg bsgra hfrq nf n cnegvphyneyl ybngufbzr rcvgurg abg ntnvafg jbzra, ohg ntnvafg zra, orpnhfr bs vgf nffbpvngvba jvgu ubzbfrkhnyvgl. Vs lbh jnag gb pbzcynva nobhg frkvfg phff jbeqf, ybbx ng gur barf juvpu ner hfrq nyzbfg rkpyhfviryl gb ersre gb jbzra: "juber", "fyhg", naq gur yvxr. Gurer V guvax lbh znl ernyyl svaq n yhexvat qbhoyr fgnaqneq. --- Ceragvff Evqqyr --- ("Nceraqvm qr gbqb, znrfgeb qr anqn.") --- {vuac4,frvfzb,pgink}!hg-fnyyl!evqqyr
sxnahm@bbncca.ARPA (Steve Nahm) (02/08/84)
(Excuse this light-hearted reply to a serious point.) Last night on David Letterman's show, a female comedian complained that the censor objected to a sexual curse she was planning on including in her routine. She made the same comment that sexual curses are inappropriate since sex is nice. Her suggested, more appropriate curse: Audit YOU, buddy! Steve