[net.nlang] Talk, Official

ron@brl-vgr.ARPA (Ron Natalie <ron>) (05/24/84)

They must send these people to school to teach them how to talk
official.  This is a memorandum that we got here.  Pay close attention
to item number two.

FROM:  BRL AERCO OFFICER
TO:  See Distribution

1.  Please take notice that many air conditioner units have excessively
dirty air filters which will contribute to the inefficiency of the unit
and in turn waste energy.

2.  Self-help is the method used to change subject filters with filter
media available at supply points which serve the various divisions of
the laboratory.

3.  It is requested taht room occupants inspect air conditioner filters,
and where needed, to replace with new filters.

				Major X

Distribution: E

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The memo you have just seen is true, only the names have been changed
to protect the not so innocent.  But what can you expect from an organization
that sends it's memos on a thing called a Disposition Form, DA FORM 2496
(AUG 80) and labeled "Previous Editions will be used, * U.S.G.P.O.1982-386-545,
For use of this form, see AR 340-15; the proponent agency is TAGO."

-Ron

trb@masscomp.UUCP (05/26/84)

I got a cute notice from your friends and mine at the IRS.
(I forgot to sign my return.)  Check it out:
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Department of the Treasury
Internal Revenue Service

Paperwork
Reduction
Act Notice

We ask for this information to carry
out the Internal Revenue laws of the
United States.  We need it to ensure
that taxpayers are complying with
these laws and to allow us to figure
and collect the right amount of tax.
You are required to give us this
information.

Notice 610 (Rev. 11-82)
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	Andy Tannenbaum   Masscomp Inc  Westford MA   (617) 692-6200 x274