ebl@mhuxv.UUCP (LEVINE) (11/16/84)
Will all of the people posting stuff on the subjects of Murphy and the translation of jokes into alternate languages please owe up to being considerate of others on the net by using the proper net groups? Really folks you are being most rude to those of us who just want a good laugh. Please keep these discussions to: net.jokes.d - Discussions on the content of net.jokes articles net.nlang - Natural languages, cultures, heritages, etc. Thank you !!! Now, for my friends on net.jokes .... (those in other groups hit BREAK) WARNING: May be offensive to TONTO freaks | | | V V V Tonto met the Lone Ranger when he was just a young brave. He was greatly impressed with the masked man's experiences in the outside world and went with him to learn and see new things. Well the Lone Ranger was sort of a strange character, riding around on a white horse (good target), wearing a mask (legitimate target), and never sticking around to take a bow... hmmm the mask was probably made of leather too.. Well he had this habit, you see, of telling horney stories around the campfire and this had a not so strange effect on the young Indian. One day in the middle of a story Tonto interupted the masked man: "Kemosabi !! Tonto have great need !!! GREAT NEED Kemosabi" The Lone Ranger said that he understood and would help Tonto the next time they were near a town. After several weeks, several towns, and many more campfire stories the unfulfilled Tonto demanded that the Lone Ranger keep his promise. "Let's see..", said the Lone Ranger,"you'll need some money. Here take six of my silver bullets, they're good anywhere.. and you'll need the address of a 'special' house in town". Giving these things to the young brave the Lone Ranger sent him off and wished him well. Tonto arrived in town and went and knocked on the door of the house that the masked man had specified. When the madam of the house answered her first thought was "my God an Indian! If I service him no other white man around will come in here!". "What do you want Indian?!", she demanded. "Tonto have great need !! great need !!", replied the brave. "Well do you have any money to pay me?", the madam asked. Tonto held out his hand and showed her the six silver bullets. "Yea Gods", she thought, "I've got to get rid of this guy". "Well tell me Indian, do you have much experience, I mean after all my girls expect alot!" Tonto looked down at his moccasins and shook his head, "No, Tonto have no experience". "Ha", she laughed, "Well I'll tell you what Indian, there's a tree on the outside of town that has a hole in just the right spot. You go and get some experience and we'll see what we can do for you". A week later there was a knock at the door. The madam was surprised but before she could say a word Tonto held up his hand an exclaimed "Tonto still have great need, Tonto still have six silver bullets, and now Tonto have EXPERIENCE !!". Knowing that she had no good argument now for refusing service, the madam told the Indian to come inside quickly and taking the six silver bullets sent Tonto upstairs. "First room on the right, her name is Marie", she said as the Indian bolted up the steps. Not five minutes passed when she heard screams coming from Marie's room. Grabing a loaded shotgun from the hall closet, the madam climbed the steps and kicked the door to Marie's room open only to find Tonto hitting the woman with a broom. "Are you crazy, what the heck do you think your doing !!!", she demanded. | | V "Tonto have experience !! Tonto check for bees !!!" Eli Levine @ AT&T Summit N.J. I know its old, but I thought you'd like a rerun.