chris@byucsa.UUCP (Chris J. Grevstad) (03/01/85)
Here is the long awaited compendium of insane idioms (that is: idioms denoting some degree of insanity). I apologise for the lenthg of the list but I appreciate all the people who submitted replies (who are properly thanked way down there at the bottom). There were of course many duplicates and if I have left them in, I guess I didn't edit well enough. Some very delightful ones, though. His head isn't screwed on right. bats in the [or his] belfry; off the wall (or bouncing off the wall) nine pence in the shilling some bugs in his software (I'm not sure I've ever heard this one, even among computer types) " He's only got one oar in the water. I get a kick out of some of these (especially the more colorful ones, such as mine, which paints a picture of an earnest fellow rowing with great industry in circles). " bonkers wacko (whacko?) jado (acronym for Just A Ding Off) nuts crackers (One local recently claimed that another local had "eels in his hovercraft." I think this is a new coinage, and a nice one.) (I remember that signature. Chris.) They don't know which side of the toast the butter is on. Here's a list, plus, as an added bonus, the date of earliest usage: 1806 funny 1832 crazy as a bedbug 1840 loco 1845 crazy as a loon 1846 touched in the head 1850 off one's head 1860 have a screw loose 1860 looney 1870 crank 1880 meshuga (first use in English context) 1880 nut 1890 daffy 1891 bughouse 1891 off one's chump 1891 off one's nut 1896 off one's trolly 1901 off 1912 crazy in the head 1918 cuckoo 1920 not all there 1930 off one's rocker 1930 screwball 1930 screwy 1935 nutty as a fruitcake 1936 wacky 1940 pixilated 1940 weird 1940 weirdie 1950 weirdo dicked in the knob I don't know if his biscuits (bread) are (is) all done. I think he has a screw loose. Lost his marbles. The lights are on but nobody's home. Not playing with a full deck. (There are many variants of the 'brick' idiom. Chris.) half a brick short of a full load a few bricks shy of a load one brick shy of a load. not firing on all four cylinders A quart low. Light not buring too bright. playing hockey with a warped puck nice house, but nobody's home short a few cards (a variant of "not a full deck") his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top not all there space case driving with two wheels in the sand running on empty about fifteen cents short looney bananas loco out to lunch a little off (And then I received this letter. I can't really say where I've heard the phrase but I know I have heard it before, as apparently someone else has. Someone out there give us a good explanation? Chris.) I have never heard of the expression "not playing with a full deck" meaning "insanity". I always thought it meant the person refered to was CHEATING. The allusion is to the concept of having a card up ones sleeve, thus the deck is not "full". Something is being hidden and things are not as they seem. Is this possibly a regionalism? I grew up in the mid-west and New Jersey, and now live in SF Bay Area. I've never heard anyone use this expression to mean "crazy". Where have you heard this meaning? My thanks to the following: Jeff Lichtman @ rtech Bob Devine @ asgb!devine Don Steiny @ steiny@scc.UUCP Janet Hallock @ dsd!woody Dragon Christopher J. Henrich @ petsd!cjh Lee Gold @ sdcrdcf!barryg Scott R. Anderson @ oddjob!sra gam @ amdahl!gam George Sicherman @ sunybcs!colonel Melinda Shore @ sphinx!shor Jeff Lichtman @ jeff@rtech.ARPA GW Ryan @ cord!gwr Michael Stimac @ tymix!stimac -- Chris Grevstad {ihnp4,noao,mcnc,utah-cs}!arizona!byucsa!chris This noon we dispatched the fleas.