[net.nlang] idioms denoting insanity.

chris@byucsa.UUCP (Chris J. Grevstad) (03/01/85)

Here is the long awaited compendium of insane idioms (that is: idioms denoting
some degree of insanity).  I apologise for the lenthg of the list but I
appreciate all the people who submitted replies (who are properly thanked way
down there at the bottom).

There were of course many duplicates and if I have left them in, I guess I
didn't edit well enough.  Some very delightful ones, though.

His head isn't screwed on right.
bats in the [or his] belfry;
off the wall (or bouncing off the wall)
nine pence in the shilling
some bugs in his software (I'm not sure I've ever heard this one, even among computer types)

" He's only got one oar in the water.
I get a kick out of some of these (especially the more colorful ones,
such as mine, which paints a picture of an earnest fellow rowing with
great industry in circles). "

bonkers
wacko (whacko?)
jado (acronym for Just A Ding Off)
nuts
crackers

(One local recently claimed that another local had "eels in his hovercraft."
I think this is a new coinage, and a nice one.)

(I remember that signature. Chris.)

They don't know which side of the toast the butter is on.

Here's a list, plus, as an added bonus, the date of earliest
usage:

1806	funny
1832	crazy as a bedbug
1840	loco
1845	crazy as a loon
1846	touched in the head
1850	off one's head
1860	have a screw loose
1860	looney
1870	crank
1880	meshuga (first use in English context)
1880	nut
1890	daffy
1891	bughouse
1891	off one's chump
1891	off one's nut
1896	off one's trolly
1901	off
1912	crazy in the head
1918	cuckoo
1920	not all there
1930	off one's rocker
1930	screwball
1930	screwy
1935	nutty as a fruitcake
1936	wacky
1940	pixilated
1940	weird
1940	weirdie
1950	weirdo

dicked in the knob

I don't know if his biscuits (bread) are (is) all done.
I think he has a screw loose.
Lost his marbles.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
Not playing with a full deck.

(There are many variants of the 'brick' idiom. Chris.)

half a brick short of a full load
a few bricks shy of a load
one brick shy of a load.

not firing on all four cylinders

A quart low.
Light not buring too bright.

playing hockey with a warped puck
nice house, but nobody's home
short a few cards (a variant of "not a full deck")

his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
not all there
space case
driving with two wheels in the sand
running on empty
about fifteen cents short
looney
bananas
loco
out to lunch
a little off

(And then I received this letter.  I can't really say where I've heard the
phrase but I know I have heard it before, as apparently someone else has.
Someone out there give us a good explanation? Chris.)

I have never heard of the expression "not playing with a full deck"
meaning "insanity". I always thought it meant the person refered to
was CHEATING. The allusion is to the concept of having a card up
ones sleeve, thus the deck is not "full". Something is being hidden
and things are not as they seem.

Is this possibly a regionalism? I grew up in the mid-west and New
Jersey, and now live in SF Bay Area. I've never heard anyone use this
expression to mean "crazy".  Where have you heard this meaning?


My thanks to the following:

Jeff Lichtman @ rtech
Bob Devine @ asgb!devine
Don Steiny @ steiny@scc.UUCP
Janet Hallock  @ dsd!woody
Dragon
Christopher J. Henrich @ petsd!cjh
Lee Gold @ sdcrdcf!barryg 
Scott R. Anderson @ oddjob!sra
gam @ amdahl!gam 
George Sicherman @ sunybcs!colonel 
Melinda Shore @ sphinx!shor
Jeff Lichtman @ jeff@rtech.ARPA
GW Ryan @ cord!gwr
Michael Stimac @ tymix!stimac

-- 
	Chris Grevstad
	{ihnp4,noao,mcnc,utah-cs}!arizona!byucsa!chris

	This noon we dispatched the fleas.