page@ulowell.UUCP (Bob Page) (12/09/85)
Elton John (again), "Bennie and the Jets:" "...electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I rented it in Pakistan..." David Byrne has recounted his never-miss strategy for writing words: After first draft, he sings them to Brian Eno. Eno sits in the control booth and writes down all the words he *thinks* he hears Bryne sing. After the song, they get together and exchange notes for the most interesting ideas... -- ----- UUCP: decvax!wanginst!ulowell!page Bob Page ARPA: page@ulowell.CSNET University of Lowell BIX: page Computer Science Dept VOX: +1 617 452 5000 x2233 Lowell MA 01854 USA "It's a sky blue sky. Satellites are out tonight." -- Laurie Anderson
bem8435@ritcv.UUCP (William L. Trainor) (12/11/85)
And now another one: 'ow about Stairway to Heaven? Instead of "Spring clean for the May Queen", use "Sprinkling for the bakery". I did for a whole year. Bill "I will do no calculus before it's time" Trainor *"You can't possibly exist, so go away!"*
ibyf@ihlpa.UUCP (Scott) (12/11/85)
> Elton John (again), "Bennie and the Jets:" "...electric boots, a mohair > suit, you know I rented it in Pakistan..." > I always thought it was "you know I read it in a magazine..." Addison ihlpa!ibyf My brother? I always thought of him as mom and dad's science project.
33500911@sdcc13.UUCP ({|lit}) (12/14/85)
From the flying fingers of Scott Addison:
(<926@ihlpa.UUCP> ibyf@ihlpa.UUCP)
>> Elton John (again), "Bennie and the Jets:" "...electric boots, a mohair
>> suit, you know I rented it in Pakistan..."
>>
> I always thought it was "you know I read it in a magazine..."
How about:
"...electric boobs, my ma has two, you know I READ IT IN A MAGAZINE!"
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- Jim Hayes
UCSD (In sunny La Jolla)
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ARPA: 33500911%sdcc13@UCSD.ACC.EDUberke@ucla-cs.UUCP (12/16/85)
In article <395@sdcc13.UUCP> 33500911@sdcc13.UUCP (Jim) writes: >How about: >"...electric boobs, my ma has two, you know I READ IT IN A MAGAZINE!" > - Jim Hayes > UCSD (In sunny La Jolla) > I thought net.nlang was for natural language. Not not-so funny derisive language. Why not just send the jokes to net.jokes if you think they are funny? I don't understand how someone can post female anatomical jokes to the network at all. Peter Berke
daemon@houligan.UUCP (12/20/85)
In article <926@ihlpa.UUCP>, ibyf@ihlpa.UUCP (Scott) writes: > > Elton John (again), "Bennie and the Jets:" "...electric boots, a mohair > > suit, you know I rented it in Pakistan..." > I always thought it was "you know I read it in a magazine..." Oh-oh. It's not? while (--tgi) /* my mind continues to decay */ ; /* even though I do nothing.. */ {brl-bmd,ccvaxa,pur-ee,sun}!csd-gould!midas!tgi (Craig Strickland @ Gould) 305/587-2900 x5014 CompuServe: 76545,1007 Source: BDQ615 MCIMail: 272-3350 (echo ".ft B"; echo ".ps 999"; echo "$disclaimer") | troff -t # :-)