markb@orca.UUCP (Mark T. Bell) (07/25/85)
Well folks, we have had a round or two the "most beautiful airplanes in the world" for the last month or so and its made some rather good reading. Lets explore the other side of the coin and look at some of the "ugly ducklings" in aviation. (Realizing that beauty and ugliness are a matter of perspective and personal opinion.) My nomination is a plane I hold dear to my heart and have had almost 1000 hours of flight time in as weapons/navi- gation officer. The aircraft is the Grumman A6E Intruder an all weather, carrier based attack bomber. From a side profile when resting on the ground its quite ugly. If you let your mind roam, the aircraft does not rem- ind you of a sleek bird of flight, but of a squat almost bull-froggish like animal. Designed from day one to carry heavy ordinance and deliver on target in all weather condi- tions it misses the sleekness of many other fine aircraft. It has a nose that would put Jimmy Durante to shame; how- ever, behind that bulbarous protrusion lies a fine ground mapping radar. Its landing gear is thick and study, like those of a Sumo wrestler, but designed to take the abuse of its heavy launch weight and carrier arrestments. A wart grows out of its nose; those that know about in-flight refu- eling probes would recognize it. Earlier I mentioned perspective. This airplane is a wor- khorse out in the fleet. It has a variety of missions of which one is airborne fuel tanker service to the fleet's tactical aircraft. For those of you who are ex-carrier jet types you can appreciate the situation of just missing the arrestment gear, being over 1000 miles in any direction from an alternate airfield, pitch-black night, rough seas, and low on fuel to the point of only having a handful of go- juice minutes left. Its quite comforting to look up and see this Big Beautiful A6 tanker with its refueling hose streamed out ready to improve your life. Believe me, I've been there. As a matter of fact, in one two-week period I flew with three different pilots and all managed to miss the wires (bolter) a number of times. Fortunately the apparent jinx or spell wore off, however it was too late to stop the senior LSO from giving the "Bolter-King" award to yours truely. Its a rather dubious honor, more like getting a ribbon for the most strike outs when at bat. Even more interesting was that I was a Naval Flight Officer and not a pilot! It may be a first in carrier aviation! Lesson learned: don't have an LSO for a friend (but definitly don't make him an enemy). Well, enough said of this plane. Any other comments on "ugly ducklings?" Mark T. Bell UUCP: ...!tektronix!orca!markb CSNET: orca!markb@tektronix ARPA: orca!markb.tektronix@rand-relay USMail: M/S 61-183 Tektronix, Inc. P.O. Box 1000 Wilsonville, OR 97070
brt@whuts.UUCP (B Reytblat) (07/25/85)
How about the A-10 Warthog? The meanest, ugliest looking thing i ever saw. Also the Sukhoi Su-17. Looks like something a kid slapped together from an erector set. B.Reytblat AT&T-BL whuts!brt (201)-981-2044 * i'm sure erector is a tm of some company or another.