[net.aviation] Aviation Adages

jim@artecon.UUCP (Jim Wang) (11/29/85)

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I'm interested in collecting one-line adages and proverbs about
aviation and aviation lore.  There's a clever saying to cover
just about any circumstance that can happen in flying, and I'd
like to be adequately prepared for the unexpected.  A few
examples of what I'm looking for are enclosed below.

Please MAIL responses to me; I'll post a summary if I get sufficient
responses and requests ( seismo!jim  is best, but the return path in
the header will probably make it too - we get our news the long way
'round).

Jim Wang
N4766L
(seismo!jim, jim@seismo, seismo!kobold!artecon!jim)

"Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing."

"Keep the dirty side down and the pointy end forward."

"There are old pilots and there are bold pilots but there are
	no old, bold pilots."

rjn@hpfcla.UUCP (12/05/85)

re: aviation adages ....

Most airplanes have only two stable  configurations:  spinning, and crashed.
Helicopters have only one.

Regards,                                              Hewlett-Packard
Bob Niland                                            3404 East Harmony Road
[ihnp4|hplabs]!hpfcla!rjn                             Fort Collins CO  80525

pcook@milano.UUCP (12/05/85)

.
Back when the 55th Weather ReconRon was pushing WB-50's around there were
a couple:

"Weather Reconnaissance is hours and hours of boredom punctuated with
moments of stark terror."

"Nothing is as useless as the runway behind you or the altitude over 
your head."

"Never tell your co-pilot 'Cheer Up!' on takeoff roll"

(On landing roll) "Cheated death again!"

"When you hear the hiss, you're clear to P***."


pcook@mcc [Col Pete Cook, MCC, Austin, TX]

ted@bcsaic.UUCP (ted jardine) (12/09/85)

You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.

On a Twin, the purpose of the good engine is to take you directly to the scene
of the accident.

The four most useless things in aviation:
	1.  The altitude above you;
	2.  The runway behind you;
	3.  The gas in the truck at the airport; and
	4.  A low-time copilot.
-- 
TJ (with Amazing Grace) The Piper
(aka Ted Jardine)  CFI-AI
Boeing Artificial Intelligence Center
...uw-beaver!uw-june!bcsaic!ted

ark@alice.UucP (Andrew Koenig) (12/11/85)

> You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.

Not quite true.  I once needed full power to taxi a Cardinal RG
because a tire had blown during the landing roll.