[comp.sys.amiga.advocacy] New BM

barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan Barrett) (02/10/91)

In article <11962@helios.TAMU.EDU> n368bq@tamuts.tamu.edu (Raoul Rodriguez) writes:
>yea, where is the new copy of BLAZEMONGER anyway....

	BLAZEMONGER III will be ready Real Soon Now.  It features more
graphics, more speed, more sound, more speed, and more SPEED than ever
before.  And did I mention MORE SPEED?  The game is SO FAST that we
weren't even able to *write* "BLAZEMONGER II" -- it leaped off the disk
and into the upper atmosphere before we could catch it!!

>my copy (version .0009) gurued after I completed the first level, ....

	Your Amiga either has a hardware problem, or you are doing something
wrong.  BLAZEMONGER has no bugs.  I'll bet you are a pirate.

>40 seconds of pure excitement, and
>to top it all off, I can out with a POSITIVE score of 4!!!!!!  I think
>this is a new record, (call Guiness)....

	That is a TRIVIAL score.  I have seen TRUE game players get scores
of 5 or even 6 after ONLY a few hours of play.

                                                        Dan

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n368bq@tamuts.tamu.edu (Raoul Rodriguez) (02/15/91)

barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan Barrett) writes:
 
>> n368bq@tamuts.tamu.edu (Raoul Rodriguez) writes:
>>yea, where is the new copy of BLAZEMONGER anyway....
>
>BLAZEMONGER III will be ready Real Soon Now.  It features more
>graphics, more speed, more sound, more speed, and more SPEED than ever
>before.  And did I mention MORE SPEED?  The game is SO FAST that we
>weren't even able to *write* "BLAZEMONGER II" -- it leaped off the disk
>and into the upper atmosphere before we could catch it!!
>
 
How much for the upgrade? And how many new joystick ports do I need,
or should I go right out and buy the A400?
 
>>my copy (version .0009) gurued after I completed the first level, ....
>
>Your Amiga either has a hardware problem, or you are doing something
>wrong.  BLAZEMONGER has no bugs.  I'll bet you are a pirate.
>
 
Nope, I was a beta tester for BLAZEMONGER II, and I realized that it was
my old beta copy that Guru'ed, I have since succesfully passed the first
and seconf level, now, can anyone help me out with the 500 foot pit in
my way (sector 5.6.734.6787.89876.1), I am stuck, and with a score of
13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (took me 72 hours of continus playing to make it
this far, although my roomate helped out in the second player mode to
walk though it and that I came back in the one player mode to where I am
stuck now)
 
About the Beta, I still only have the Cray Y-MP roms on disk, and I am
waiting for the ones to plug into the sockets on the Cray Y-MP
emulator... (I got 6.02X10^23 MIPS yesterday on it WITH A STOCK
AMIGA 500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, watch out cray, here comes the Amiga, and at
only .001% the cost!)
 
Amiga 500 (w/monitor)  $759 (educational) 
Cray Y-MP emulator (faster than the real Cray Y-MP) $19.95
 
Cray Y-MP    $5,000,000.00 (educational)
 
tough coice huh (considering that the Amiga w/emulator is 50 times faster
than the real Cray)
 
>>40 seconds of pure excitement, and
>>to top it all off, I can out with a POSITIVE score of 4!!!!!!  I think
>>this is a new record, (call Guiness)....
>
>That is a TRIVIAL score.  I have seen TRUE game players get scores
>of 5 or even 6 after ONLY a few hours of play.
>
 
5 or 6... phhft! get real I finished Shadow of the beast while I slept
and SOB II in 4 minutes, Dungeon Master? (and CSB) are the easiest games
I plyed all week, they both took me and hour to finish...
 
>                                                        Dan
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Raoul "My 500 Has a Detachable Keyboard" Rodriguez
n368bq@tamuts.tamu.edu
Standard Disclaimers Apply (Within)

barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan Barrett) (02/17/91)

>barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan Barrett) writes:
>>BLAZEMONGER III will be ready Real Soon Now.

In article <12154@helios.TAMU.EDU> n368bq@tamuts.tamu.edu (Raoul Rodriguez) writes:
>How much for the upgrade?

	The upgrade is FREE to anyone who sends me $650 (US).

>I was a beta tester for BLAZEMONGER II...

	Hey!  Whose fantasy IS this, anyway?

>...and I realized that it was my old beta copy that Guru'ed....

	There WERE no "beta copies" of BLAZEMONGER.  It was BUG FREE
from the moment the IDEA was CONCEIVED.

	Therefore, I must assume you are playing some OTHER game, also
(coincidentally) called "BLAZEMONGER."  Please send me the company address
from the documentation so I can sue them.  (All legal proceeds go toward
further BLAZEMONGER development and my harem.)

                                                        Dan

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cseaman@sequent.UUCP (Chris "The Bartman" Seaman) (02/19/91)

n368bq@tamuts.tamu.edu (Raoul Rodriguez) writes:
< 
< barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan Barrett) writes:
<  
< >BLAZEMONGER III will be ready Real Soon Now.  It features more
< >graphics, more speed, more sound, more speed, and more SPEED than ever
< >before.  And did I mention MORE SPEED?  The game is SO FAST that we
< >weren't even able to *write* "BLAZEMONGER II" -- it leaped off the disk
< >and into the upper atmosphere before we could catch it!!
< >
<  
< How much for the upgrade? And how many new joystick ports do I need,
< or should I go right out and buy the A400?

Joysticks?  I heard that the new version of BLAZEMONGER won't require
joysticks.  It comes with a revolutionary new interface which must
be surgically implanted in the playing hand of the owner (it's a cheap
copy-protection scheme, but it works).  Anyway, you have the implant
done, and plug your hand into the parallel port (optionally, you can
purchase an ethernet implant for the Cray Y-MP emulator owners out there).

< >>my copy (version .0009) gurued after I completed the first level, ....
< >
< >Your Amiga either has a hardware problem, or you are doing something
< >wrong.  BLAZEMONGER has no bugs.  I'll bet you are a pirate.
           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Sure it does.  It's just that they are all intentional.

< Nope, I was a beta tester for BLAZEMONGER II, and I realized that it was
< my old beta copy that Guru'ed, I have since succesfully passed the first
< and seconf level, now, can anyone help me out with the 500 foot pit in
< my way (sector 5.6.734.6787.89876.1), I am stuck, and with a score of
< 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (took me 72 hours of continus playing to make it
< this far, although my roomate helped out in the second player mode to
< walk though it and that I came back in the one player mode to where I am
< stuck now)

It's fairly obvious that you are using the CHEAT mode, and, as such, are
beneath contempt.  (Besides, I've already finished the pit level [sector
7.2.543.7466.13244.7 was VERY tough, though]).

< About the Beta, I still only have the Cray Y-MP roms on disk, and I am
< waiting for the ones to plug into the sockets on the Cray Y-MP
< emulator... (I got 6.02X10^23 MIPS yesterday on it WITH A STOCK
< AMIGA 500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, watch out cray, here comes the Amiga, and at
< only .001% the cost!)

You WILL need the FULL Cray Y-MP kit if you want the ethernet implant
for BM III.  Sorry.

< 5 or 6... phhft! get real I finished Shadow of the beast while I slept
< and SOB II in 4 minutes, Dungeon Master? (and CSB) are the easiest games
< I plyed all week, they both took me and hour to finish...

OK, I'll admit that DM and CSB were nice diversions (whilst I ate my lunch
yesterday), but NOTHING, I repeat NOTHING compares to BLAZEMONGER III!
Finally a game with some MEAT to it!

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< Raoul "My 500 Has a Detachable Keyboard" Rodriguez
< n368bq@tamuts.tamu.edu
< Standard Disclaimers Apply (Within)

Regards,
Chris

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