[comp.sys.amiga.advocacy] The NeXT 'top 10' list!

nwickham@triton.unm.edu (Neal C. Wickham) (04/08/91)

Oh, I think Peter de Silva has an idea there.  The NeXT top 10 list.  Name
the top ten reason why a person should buy a NeXT.

#10  Get to wear niffty black 'NeXT' T-Shirt with Steve Jobs' picture on it!

#9   Can drive people nuts with the NeXT clever implementation of the word
     NeXT!

#8   Can tell girlfriend that you stole the thing from Darth Vador!

#7   No one else but you will know how to use it!

#6   Doubles as a pizza warmer!

#5   Grandma will be so impressed!

#4   With only three programs, you'll save money on floppies!

#3   Did I mention that you'll get to wear niffy black T-Shirt with Steve
     Jobs' picture on it!

#2   If you can afford one, you've already proved that you 'have it made.'

And the #1 reason for buy a NeXT:

     The damn thing is black!



Any other ideas?

                                 NCW