nwickham@triton.unm.edu (Neal C. Wickham) (04/08/91)
Oh, I think Peter de Silva has an idea there. The NeXT top 10 list. Name the top ten reason why a person should buy a NeXT. #10 Get to wear niffty black 'NeXT' T-Shirt with Steve Jobs' picture on it! #9 Can drive people nuts with the NeXT clever implementation of the word NeXT! #8 Can tell girlfriend that you stole the thing from Darth Vador! #7 No one else but you will know how to use it! #6 Doubles as a pizza warmer! #5 Grandma will be so impressed! #4 With only three programs, you'll save money on floppies! #3 Did I mention that you'll get to wear niffy black T-Shirt with Steve Jobs' picture on it! #2 If you can afford one, you've already proved that you 'have it made.' And the #1 reason for buy a NeXT: The damn thing is black! Any other ideas? NCW