xanthian@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Kent Paul Dolan) (05/04/91)
> rrmorris@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu (Rodney Raym Morrison) writes: > Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.programmer > Subject: Re: Programming 2.0 and Comeau C++ > I have two questions: > (1) How do I get information on porkgramming with 2.0? I think you should ask the folks at CATS (Commodore Amiga Technical Services(?)) for their famous "Send-A-Pig(tm)" Developers' Kit. This will give you all the latest information on 1) ASCII Pig Encodings -- "A pig by any other name would smell as sweet." 2) Pig Compression -- "Just the cutlets, Ma'am." 3) Swine Slaughter with a 2.0 Wood -- "How not to slice when you DICE." 4) The OSI Pigagram and Porkpacket Encoded Pig Wrapping Standards -- "Would you like that in butcher paper, two stop bits, no parity?" 5) End to End Pig Transfer -- "We send it all but the squeal." 6) Session Level Services -- "And what is the dear departed piggie's name?" So get your trotters on your MasterCard or Visa, and call those helpful folks at CATS. Do it today! [We'll skip the second question out of a misplaced sense of mercy.] Kent, the man from xanth. <xanthian@Zorch.SF-Bay.ORG> <xanthian@well.sf.ca.us> -- "Really low rent spelling flames a specialty since 1985."