[net.followup] Computational injuries

rick (10/10/82)

Has anybody ever had a tie caught in a card-reader?
I had a boss once who always wore bow ties for that very reason.
(He had other foibles too, wearing a bow tie was one of the less
strange things he did.)

		Rick Thomas
		pyuxbb!u1100s!rick

rjk (10/10/82)

Ha!  We've got one of those 125 IPS 1600 BPI CYPHER Cuisinarts...  If
one is stupid enough to defeat the interlock after gazing upon the
take-up reel during one of its 3-horespower rewinds, then one has no
recourse after injury!  On the 3B20S, that beast is kept behind two
lexan doors.  I still leave the area while it rewinds.
						Randy King
						..we13!rjk

bjb (10/11/82)

#R:we13:-15600:whuxlb:5200013:000:53
whuxlb!bjb    Oct 11 08:11:00 1982

ON a related subject - WHOPEE! Our CYPHER now works!

jed (10/12/82)

Back in the days of the IBM 360/65 with its Selectric hardcopy
console we had a problem with an operator who was nearsited and
had long hair.  It seems she was bending over the console to
read the most recent message when the machine started typing.
It wound her hair around the ball like spaghetti on a fork.
The FE had to cut her hair off to get her loose.  Also, the
system went down because the console went not ready while she
was getting her impromptu trim.

wagner (10/18/82)

Selectric typeballs have been guilty of much greater injuries
than just cutting hair.  People have had pretty bad head 
injuries by having their hair pulled in to selectric consoles.
The CEs who work on them always tuck their ties into their 
shirts, for similar reasons.
Michael Wagner, UTCS

jim (10/22/82)

After reading all that stuff about computational injuries, I should have
known better.  But I didn't.  This morning I had to pull an Ethernet board
out of one of our vaxes, and guess what -- I tore open my finger on the
neighboring board (a Decnet board -- maybe it wanted revenge).

A while ago I was removing an IC from a socket, and the chip suddenly
slipped sideways as one side came out and the other stayed in.  The pins on
the side that came out pierced the skin and lodged themselves in my thumb.
When I pulled the chip out of my thumb I had seven tiny but painful holes
oozing blood.

And of course I've had my share of soldering iron burns.  But I once knew a
guy who worked at a TV station who could tell AC from DC and approximate
voltage by shorting his hand across the wires in question.  I don't know if
he ever injured himself doing this.