suz@fluke.UUCP (Suzanne Jurgensen) (09/26/85)
DECIDED WHICH PERSON YOU REALLY ARE AND THEN PROCEED TO THE SECOND
HALF OF THIS ARTICLE TO FIND THE APPROPRIATE DESCRIPTION FOR THE
PERSON YOU'VE SELECTED. (There are 19 types of people in all.)
1. Vain person
2. Amiable person
3. Proud person
4. Shy person
5. Impudent person
6. Scientific person
7. Unfortunate person
8. Nervous person
9. Honest person
10. Dishonest person
11. Foolish person
12. Thrifty person
13. Anti-social person
14. Strategic person
15. Sadistic person
16. Intellectual person
17. Athletic person
18. Miserable person
19. Sensitive person
1. One who loves the smell of his own farts.
2. One who loves the smell of other peoples' farts.
3. One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
4. One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
5. One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs.
6. One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about politics.
7. One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.
8. One who stops in the middle of a fart.
9. One who admits he farted but offers a good medical reason.
10. One who farts and then blames the dog.
11. One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
12. One who always has several good farts in reserve.
13. One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy
14. One who conceals his farts with loud laughing.
15. One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.
16. One who can determine from the smell of his neighbors farts
precisely the latest food items consumed.
17. One who farts at the slightest exertion.
18. One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.
19. One who farts and then starts crying.