[comp.sys.ibm.pc.misc] Funny prompts

churchh@ut-emx.uucp (Henry Churchyard) (05/19/91)

   The following batch files create some moderately amusing prompts on
your DOS machine (Bart Simpson, etc.) if, when you last rebooted, you
had ANSI.SYS (or a program of equivalent functionality) loaded as a
device driver in your CONFIG.SYS file.

(Batch files UUENCODED because they use 8th-bit graphics characters:)

          4.13 of file PCPROMPT.ZIP    by R.E.M.

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