recruit@whuxi.UUCP (10/05/84)
From dmf Fri Oct 5 16:43 EDT 1984
To: recruit
Status: R
A T T E N T I O N
NEW JERSEY NETTERS LET'S GET A PARTY TOGETHER!
How about it NJ! Can we get enough net.people together to
get a party going?
Since none of us seemingly volunteered to "house" a party,
what if we:
1. Rent a hall somewhere in Central Jersey (287 wise?)
2. Cater the food.
3. Hire a DJ (One already in mind, cheap).
4. Beer, wine, soda only. I think anything higher in
proof will force us to be evacuated from the hall.
5. -- BAD PART -- Sorry, charge, lets say $15 per head.
This way NOBODY gets stuck doing anything! Fair enough?
A. Let's first take a survey to figure out WHO is willing
to go.
i. Suggest locations.
ii. Suggest Date and alternate dates.
iii. Suggest WHAT is the HIGHEST price you will pay
($18 or $20 to do it fine).
iv. How to COLLECT Monies.
REPLY BY MAIL TO: !whuxi!recruit as soon as
possible
NOTICE:
a. Don't DARE bring portable terminals. They will
have to be checked at the door.
b. No DUELING Couples will be admitted! Leave the
spouse/boyfriend-girlfriend HOME!
Of course they are welcome; but don't you think
we can REALLY GO WILD by OURSELVES?
-------- NO -----------
1. DUCT TAPE
2. HAMSTERS
3. PASTA OF ANY KIND
4. WILLIE NELSON ALBUMS
5. GRANDMOTHERS
6. BRAKE AND/OR SLAM DANCERS
7. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES
8. HOLLY HOBBYS
9. DOUG AND WENDY WHINERS
10. PEOPLE WITH NICKNAMES SUCH AS: BIFF,
CHIP, MUFFY, SKIPPER and FLUFFY
Easy enough? We thought so, get that MAIL IN
NOW OR LEATHER WILL BE USED!!!
DON'T BE A CANDY A**!!!!
From: Just some people from Bellcore in cooperation with
The NJ Coneheads foundation.