recruit@whuxi.UUCP (10/10/84)
NEW JERSEY NETTERS
--- R E A D T H I S ---
Due to the lack of enthusiam from you dead heads (sorry
Garcia), let alone the fact that all of you are CHEAP, there
will be no party.
UNLESS:
A. We hear from you NOW!
B. You stop WAITING to SEE who REPLYS first, you WIMPS,
you.
C. You FLOOD our MAIL BOX NOW!
We had no idea that most of the people mentioned in our "NO"
list were a major population in New Jersey. Not only are we
ashamed to now live here, but we have all put in for
transfers to places such as:
Oregon
California
New England
and all the other towns/cities SUCCESSFUL parties were held!
Can we talk here? Are you retarted? This is more serious
than we thought. For God's sake, even IDAHO probably had a
party this year.
_________WARNING_________
i. This is your LAST chance.
ii. NO BULL
iii. If you have half a brain; "mail" non-readers this so
they can decide themselves.
iv. That whip is coming out of the closet soon! We know
all you weirdos are probably waiting for that before
replying; but TOUGH!
Send that reply today or we will curse you and your future
generations for all eternity!
MAIL to: !whuxi!recruit
P.S. - Original posting will be mailed to anyone supplying a
FULL PATH NAME, per request.
P.S.S. - Jackie O and Liz can't make it
Signed - A disgusted group.