[comp.sys.amiga.games] rec.humor

dtl@traal.UUCP (David LaFrance) (02/02/91)

There are these two guys and old china-man, and a Greek
and every day they meet on their way to work, and every day the Greek
asks the China-man the same question:

	What 'ya havin fer lunch t'day?

and every day the China-man says the same thing:

	Flied Lice.

This exchange goes on for several days, until one day the China-man's
son says to his father:

	You know that guy is laughing behind your back, tonite I want
    to go home and practice saying "Fried Rice" correctly.

so that night the old man practices until he can say "Fried Rice"
perfectly. The Next day the China-man meets the Greek again on his way
work, and as always the Greek asks:

	What 'ya havin fer lunch t'day?

and the China-Man replies proudly:

	Fried Rice, you Gleek Plick!
		       (Greek Prick)
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    David T. LaFrance	    UUCP: uhasun!traal!dtl
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			    GEnie: D.LAFRANCE1		   ______________
      /X\		 -------------------------------- /		 \
     // \\ lways	 |   Save a Thermonuclear Bomb	| \____Kaboom____/
 \\ //___\\		 |	   Drop a Whale 	|      \bye!/
  \X/	  \\miga	 --------------------------------  __--/S.H.\--__
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  *The opinions expressed in this trailer and/or message are mine.