dtl@traal.UUCP (David LaFrance) (02/02/91)
There are these two guys and old china-man, and a Greek and every day they meet on their way to work, and every day the Greek asks the China-man the same question: What 'ya havin fer lunch t'day? and every day the China-man says the same thing: Flied Lice. This exchange goes on for several days, until one day the China-man's son says to his father: You know that guy is laughing behind your back, tonite I want to go home and practice saying "Fried Rice" correctly. so that night the old man practices until he can say "Fried Rice" perfectly. The Next day the China-man meets the Greek again on his way work, and as always the Greek asks: What 'ya havin fer lunch t'day? and the China-Man replies proudly: Fried Rice, you Gleek Plick! (Greek Prick) ========================================================================== David T. LaFrance UUCP: uhasun!traal!dtl The Guardian Internet: dtl%traal.uucp@uhasun.hartford.edu GEnie: D.LAFRANCE1 ______________ /X\ -------------------------------- / \ // \\ lways | Save a Thermonuclear Bomb | \____Kaboom____/ \\ //___\\ | Drop a Whale | \bye!/ \X/ \\miga -------------------------------- __--/S.H.\--__ ========================================================================== *The opinions expressed in this trailer and/or message are mine. -- ========================================================================== David T. LaFrance UUCP: uhasun!traal!dtl The Guardian Internet: dtl%traal.uucp@uhasun.hartford.edu GEnie: D.LAFRANCE1 ______________ /X\ -------------------------------- / \ // \\ lways | Save a Thermonuclear Bomb | \____Kaboom____/ \\ //___\\ | Drop a Whale | \bye!/ \X/ \\miga -------------------------------- __--/S.H.\--__ ========================================================================== *The opinions expressed in this trailer and/or message are mine.