aj755@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard Kowicki) (05/25/91)
I've been trying to figure this one out for a long time...
How do you mount a horse?
(stoopid question, eh?)
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In article <9105241835.AA18864@cwns2.INS.CWRU.Edu>, Richard Kowicki writes: > I've been trying to figure this one out for a long time... > > How do you mount a horse? > > (stoopid question, eh?) Try 'T'alking to it... :-) Took me a long time to figure that one out! -Bill Seymour nesbbx!billsey@agora.uucp or nesbbx!billsey@agora.rain.com ***** American People/Link Amiga Zone Hardware Specialist NES*BILL ***** Bejed, Inc. NES, Inc. NAG BBS NES BBX BBS Home Sometimes (503)281-8153 (503)246-9311 (503)656-7393 (503)640-9337 (503) 640-0842
jamie@sievax.enet.dec.com (Jamie Badman) (05/28/91)
Please take this to alt.sex.bestiality. OH! I see what you MEAN... well I find all I need to do is talk to it. Feeding it may do the trick too... maybe give it some grub. Cheers, Jamie.
orovner@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Oleg Rovner) (05/29/91)
To mount a horse. First off, you need to go into your devs: directory and make sure that a mountlist is available (should be named something like horse.device or hrse.device) (note that your controller MUST support the Common Large Horse Interface (CLHI) in order for the horse to be of any use). If a mountlist is not available, please call the manufacturer of your horse to ascertain the appropriate parameters to be used in the mountlist. CBM is allegedly working on a standard rigid horse block specification which will remove the requirement for a mountlist entry. There are two additional points: 1) currently no horse partitioning or formatting is supported (horses are pre-configured at the big HORSE-IDE facility in Silicon Valley) 2) Should you plan to use your horse as a dog please see the manual for the MS-DOG device available in public domain, or CROSS-DOG, marketed commercially by the Horse Point Software. Hope this has been helpful. OR -- "One man's 'harsh and bitter truth' is another man's 'foolish and uninformed fiction'" -d.haynie
educate@vger.nsu.edu (05/30/91)
In article <19857@sdcc6.ucsd.edu>, orovner@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Oleg Rovner) writes: > To mount a horse. First off, you need to go into your devs: No! No! No! This is completely wrong! Don't any of you guys ever think of anything but computers???? Jeez!!! To mount a horse: You will need a large mallet, and several gallons of formaldehyde..... Jean
aj755@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard Kowicki) (05/30/91)
I want to thank all of you for your helpful and often
entertaining answers for my ardent plee for help
with 'mounting a horse'.
Now I have to find a ranch to do some mounting. Will the
Mustang Ranch do? :)
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