ddl683@sarah.albany.edu (Cinderella Man) (05/15/91)
I can't function without System 7 ... my hands shake m m mmy stomach crawls m my n nnerves oh my nerves I NEED MY SYSTEM SEVEN! I can't go on knowing that there are Macs running "the new Macintosh standard for personal computing"[1] with "dynamic new capabilities and greater ease of operation"[2] while here I sit a IIci PATHETICALLY running the LOWLY PUTRID 6.0.5 release ... I SPIT on 6.0.5! <ptui!> <wipe wipe wipe> Oh I can't take more rejected connections from ftp.apple.com oh oh please will the Casual-Clothes-Wearing Upwardly-Mobile Geeks of the Multicoloured Fruit let me in? I promise to be studious and work hard at promoting Apple Values, and spend more money on the Perfect Products of The Company, at Full Retail Price. I WANT TO BE PART OF APPLE'S EVIL PLAN! signed, Lowly Peon [1] "Macintosh System Software Version 7.0", Apple Computer April 1991, p1/c1 [2] Ibid -- + + "When nothing else remains, one must scream. Silence is the ultimate + + + crime against humanity." -- Nadezhda Mandelstam + + _________________________ [Affix disclaimer here] ________________________ + + + + + Each one's life a novel no one else has read -- Peart + + + +