rreid@csuchico.edu (Ralph Reid) (07/24/90)
CHAIN LETTER FOR WOMEN ONLY
This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of
bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike
most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are
equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your husband or
boyfriend, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of
the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your
name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877
men.......and one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better
than the one you already have!
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!!!!!!
HAVE FAITH!!!!!!
One woman broke the chain and got her own S.O.B back. At this
writing a friend of mine had already received 186 men. They
buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 hours to
get the smile off of her face and two days to get her legs
together so they could close the coffin.
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I am not the original author, but I found this on my computer, and
thought I would pass it along.
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