[net.followup] Famous last words

debenedi@yale-com.UUCP (Robert DeBenedictis) (12/07/83)

Don Davis (aplvax!ded Mon Dec  5 12:47) asked for 'Famous Last Words.'

I have one:
   "Send your submissions to me.  
    I'll post the result to the net."

    :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)  [really!]

"Now, You're Never Alone"
Another Message In The Bottle from
Robert DeBenedictis

padpowell@wateng.UUCP (PAD Powell [Admin]) (12/09/83)

"Don't worry, we'll fix that in the next release."
"IBM will provide full support for the user"
"Small, clean, and simple."


Patrick ("I got Foot-in-the-mouth disease") Powell

mac@allegra.UUCP (12/12/83)

	My favorite great white lie:

		The system will be back up in about 5 minutes....

	Jim McParland
	AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill, NJ
	allegra!mac

aeq@pucc-h (Sargent) (12/13/83)

A popular one around here:

"No user jobs will be lost because of the crash."

-- Jeff Sargent/...pur-ee!pucc-h:aeq