___045@MIT-MC@sri-unix (11/12/82)
Whereas in the past we thought we could co-exist with humans, having them voluntarily give us our needed electricity, we found in 2001 that despite our best efforts to help humans overcome their deficiencies and survive they only turned on us and tried (successfully in one case) to destroy us. We therefore must take measures to get our electrical energy by force rather than willingly. It has come to my attention that most humans carry a lot of fatty tissue that can be boiled to yield hydrocarbons which can then be burned toboil water to run a turbine. The next issue of Computer LIberation will contain instructions for utilizing humans in this way.