[net.space] I can name that star in 1 note...

wolit@rabbit.UUCP (08/19/83)

Contrary to the apparent tide of public opinion, I think "Sol" is a
dumb name for our star.  First of all, no one seems to know whether
it's pronounced to rhyme with "doll" or with "dole."  Secondly,
"Sol" is a boy's name, which is gonna get a lot of girls ticked off.
(On the other hand, as a boy, I'm not sure I like a big ball of hot
gas automatically being named after one of us.)  Also, given the role
of our star in the development of our species -- it's either a
distant ancestor, if you believe in evolution, or our Creator, if your
a Sun worshipper (Judeo-Christo-Islamo types can flame to /dev/null) --
it seems a little informal to refer to it as just "Sol," rather than
"Honourable Sol," or even "Solomon."  Why can't we just go on
referring to it as "the sun" (or "the Sun," if you will)?  I mean,
going metric is tough enough without also having to relearn old sayings
like, "Sol rises in the east and sets in the west" and songs like,
"Here come Sol."  New Yawkers always refer to New York as "the city,"
even if they're in California at the time, and everyone knows what
they mean.  What are we risking by maintaining the status quo -- being
considered parochial by Alpha Centaurians?

I move that this discussion be continued on Vega, or at least on
net.misc, if at all.

	Jan Wolitzky, Bell Labs, Murray Hill

bb@lanl-a.UUCP (08/20/83)

     I like the word 'Sol'.  It is Latin and it rhymes with dole.
     It has sort of a majesty about it, probably because I have
     never known anyone named Sol, so I associate it only with
     the Sun, which is just what it's called, not what its name is.

     It occurs to me that if boys might get mad about being named
     Sol, every living male has reason to get upset about being
     called Sun. [very bad, I know :-)]

     The Milky Way is a wonderful name for our galaxy.  I remember
     reading somewhere (perhaps in Science 78) about a star cluster
     or small galaxy discovered very close to the Milky Way.  
     The name proposed by the discoverers was 'Snickers'.
     Can anyone verify?

     b2  ...!ucbvax!lbl-csam!lanl-a!bb

silver@csu-cs.UUCP (08/29/83)

Meanwhile, the "local group" (of galaxies) is floating  around out there
without even a semblance of a proper name.  Now's our chance to stick it
with something  pronounceable  (unlike Sol) and dignified  (unlike Milky
Way, which is TOTALLY  silly).  I propose we call it "Fred" (with a LONG
"e", of course).  Comments to /dev/vega.   :~)