[comp.sys.apple2] Funny .sig

jdeitch@umiami.ir.miami.edu (Jonathan Deitch) (05/30/91)

I saw this .sig in a post elsewhere on USENET ... got a chuckle out of it
so I though I'd share it with other Apple II folks ...

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 Christopher Neufeld....Just a graduate student  | There no place like $FC58
 neufeld@aurora.physics.utoronto.ca    Ad astra! | They're $FF69-ing my
 cneufeld@{pnet91,pro-cco}.cts.com               | every word! Send for a
 "Don't edit reality for the sake of simplicity" | free $A56E.

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For those who aren't Apple hackers (or those who simply don't usually memorize
Monitor addresses), $FC58 is the monitor address for the HOME routine which 
clears the text screen.  $FF69 is the monitor address for entering the monitor
(you know, the * prompt ....).  I had to look up $A56E, as it's a DOS 3.3
address for the CATALOG routine (It's been years ...).

- Jonathan
 
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