FPRIEST@CLEMSON.BITNET (02/06/90)
Spinal Tap:
"Can I see that one?"
"No, you can't it's very old..."
"Can I just see it?"
"No, don't even point at it..."
"But..."
"You've seen enough of that one..."
"So what you're saying is that when you go on stage, you feel like
a preserved moose..."
"Yes, I would say that..."
"Yes, this is my exact skeletal structure...."
"Oh,OK, we can do it in Dobly..."
"It's for when you need that extra ONE of volume..."
"Hear the sustain?"
"No..."
"Well, you would if it was on...it's well known for its sustain...
you could go bwaaaaa, and step out for a bite, and it would still
be going bwaaaaa..."
"Getting out the pitchfork...
Poking your hay...
Sex Farm woman...."
OverseerCM193C@GWUVM.BITNET (Michael Rosen) (02/06/90)
"What's that? It's very pretty..." "Thanks, it's in D minor, which I think is the saddest of all keys." "What's it called?" "Oh, this? This is called 'Lick My Love Pump.'" "I suppose that if I had the sex and drugs I could do without the rock 'n roll" "The review on Shark Sandwich was merely a two word review. It just said, 'Shi t Sandwich.'" "We were playing a blues-jazz festival, no, really it was a jazz-blues festival in the Isle...the Isle...the Isle of Lucy and , uh, it was quite frightening r eally, he just...there was a flash of green light..and he exploded, there was n othing left...well, actually there was something left..there was a small green globule on his drum seat... Well, hundreds of people spontaneously combust eac h year, it's just not reported." "So, will you and Nigel be working together again?" "No, we shant work together again, and honestly I can't see myself missing him in the future, see myself missing him anymore than a Peter James Bond or a Stub by Peeps. You saw how many people have been in this band, 37 people have been in this band over the years." "I can't believe you're lumping Nigel together with these people that you've pl ayed with for a short time." "I'm sure I'd much more upset if I wasn't under such heavy sedation." Mike