PH509002@BROWNVM.BITNET (Tapio) (02/06/90)
 Spinal Tap Classics:
 "It's excatly like my skeletal structure. Well, except that it's green."
 "Money walks and bullshit talks."
 "Our guitarist, he's a visionary, a real poet."
 "Maybe what we need in the new album is more Dobly."
 "These guitars in my collection have never been played. This one has never
  been touched by a human hand."
 "There's a big difference between *sexy* and *sexist*."
 "On the stage, I feel like a preserved moose."
                             -Tapioca