[bit.listserv.allmusic] paint it black

R1SE@SDSUMUS.BITNET (Dave) (02/20/90)

  several really nasty times to lock someone in his/her room
with pennies are
1. when the person is in the shower
2. when the person is alone with his/her squeeze
3. about 5am (very quietly)
4. just before a scheduled fire drill
5. when the dorm is more or less deserted, except for a few people

ST801723@BROWNVM.BITNET (Mike Fessler) (02/21/90)

>  Penny locking involves the following : Three or four people are needed
>to make this procedure work effectively, more people and the poor soul
>will never be able to get out of their dorm room.  These people push on
>the door while another person is responsible for inserting the pennies.
>Pushing on the door without turning the knob causes there to be a gap
>between the door jamb and the door the pennies are inserted in this space.
>  The person with the pennies places the pennies into stacks of 10 to 12.
>The stacks are placed near the latch mechanism, at the top and bottom of
>the door and, if you're really cruel, another near the latch.  The pennies
>cause pressure between the latch and the stike plate.  The pressure makes
>the knob absolutely unturnable.
etc...

And what happens if there's a fire and they can't get out? One hell of a
dangerous "joke", no?

$CSV024@LSUVM.BITNET (02/21/90)

If there happens to be a fire then you simply do as I said and kick the
door.

  Read a little further on and you would have seen that part.

  Maybe you'd like to hear a joke using crickets, or newspapers,
or for that matter, being on the raw side, excrement.  I've got a
million of them.

  Just calm down it's just a joke.  It is always reversable not terribly
dangerous.

                                    Taking a chill pill,
                                    Morgan.