[net.space] Available reaction mass

koch@tallis.DEC (Kevin Koch LTN1-2/B17 DTN229-6274) (05/06/85)

> Subject: Stuck in Space
> 
> I recall one story (A.C. Clarke ?) in which someone found himself in
> such a predicament and used the only available reaction-mass: his shorts.
> At this point, a visiting Congressman's wife enters and our hero's
> career suffers a setback.

He could have spat.  A little slower than throwing your pants away, 
but it would work.

lwall@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Larry Wall) (05/07/85)

In article <2034@decwrl.UUCP> koch@tallis.DEC (Kevin Koch LTN1-2/B17 DTN229-6274) writes:
>> Subject: Stuck in Space
>> 
>> I recall one story (A.C. Clarke ?) in which someone found himself in
>> such a predicament and used the only available reaction-mass: his shorts.
>> At this point, a visiting Congressman's wife enters and our hero's
>> career suffers a setback.
>
>He could have spat.  A little slower than throwing your pants away, 
>but it would work.

And the Congressman's wife would still have come in, and gotten it in the
face.

Larry Wall
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