[net.space] Getting UNSTUCK in the middle of spa

gary@ISM780.UUCP (05/22/85)

/* Written  2:47 pm  May 13, 1985 by jkw@lanl in ISM780:net.space */
> > an ordinary bicycle tire pump.  All these ideas center around the
> > standard principle that all rockets work by ...ically
> 
> Er, one could, um, auh, ynow, use a, er liquid jet.  After coffee
> one has at least a pint or so of 'reaction mass'.  Just a thought ...
> and only in an emergency ...
> -- 
> 
> E. Michael Smith  ...!{hplabs,ihnp4,amd,nsc}!amdahl!ems
> 
> Tilapia Zilli is the way and the light.
> 
> This is the obligatory disclaimer of everything.


...Not to mention that the, er, uh, spigot or um, nozzle, is fairly near
the center of gravity...
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neal@denelvx.UUCP (Neal Weidenhofer) (05/26/85)

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> 
> ...Not to mention that the, er, uh, spigot or um, nozzle, is fairly near
> the center of gravity...

	But just imagine the screams of sexual discrimination because of
males' superior directional control.

			Regards,
				Neal Weidenhofer
"Blame it on the Rolling	Denelcor, Inc.
	Stones"			<hao|csu-cs|brl-bmd>!denelcor!neal