[net.followup] GRIBBLES ON THE RAMPAGE

ignatz@ihuxx.UUCP (Dave Ihnat, Chicago, IL) (03/05/84)

	             14-Legged Invaders
	             At the Walls of Seattle
	
	Washington
	
	
	     Mayor  Charles  Royer  says   Seattle   needs
	federal help to keep clams and 14-legged crustace-
	ans, known as gribbles, from gnawing at the city's
	waterfront.
	
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	Why has no one told  us  of  this  threat  before?
	Where will the relentless crustaceans strike next?
	What if they run out of waterfront  and  learn  to
	gnaw  at  streets  and  buildings?  This could get
	SERIOUS.....
	
	          Alan Tobey (mt xinu, Berkeley)

*14* legged?? What bleedin' planet did these things come from???

	Ohm, My Ghod, The Aliens Are Coming,

		Dave Ihnat
		ihuxx!ignatz

amigo2@ihuxq.UUCP (John Hobson) (03/05/84)

I suspect that the 14-legged gribbles may be wombats in disquise. 
After all, where did the gribbles appear?  The US west coast.  Go
southwest from the west coast and where do you wind up?  Australia! 
The name of a certain marsupial inhabitant of Australia is left as
an exercise for the reader.

				John Hobson
				AT&T Bell Labs--Naperville, IL
				ihnp4!ihuxq!amigo2