[rec.audio.high-end] Lirpanoic Acid Derivatives

KLUDGE@AGCB8.LARC.NASA.GOV (04/12/90)

I wish to thank Dr. Ornitz for the excellent work on Armor-All which was
presented in a recent Info-High-Audio.  I do wish to point out that at the
center of this research, no effort was spent in determining the actual mode
of action by which the music itself was improved.  Having seen Dr. Wokka's
research, in which Armor-All was also applied to LP's and magnetic tape,
with a dramatic improvement in fidelity as well as the revenues of the
Ortofon/Tandberg service department, I wish to ask if the Armor-All process
is specific to reproduction, or to the music itself.  For example, would
spraying sheet music with armor-all improve it?  How about spraying the
musicians and the instruments themselves?  In previous work (T. Monk, 1952),
substances such as C. Sativa extracts have been found to improve musical
quality when applied to directly to the musicians themselves, and it is 
possible that the mechanism of action of Armor-All upon compact disks may be 
similar.
   More research on the subject must be conducted.  A grant from the Centre
for the Absorption of Federal Funds is in progress, although owing to the
recent failure of the Centre's Gasoline to Coal conversion project, these
grant funds are not expected to be available for some time.
--scott