egly@hplred.HP.COM (Diana Egly) (01/17/90)
/ hplred:alt.callahans / robin@CCB.UCSF.EDU (Robin Colgrove) / 2:47 pm Jan 13, 1990 / > And with that, he lifts his mug to his lips, settles down into his barstool > and..."AAAAAAOOOOUUUUUWW!"...explodes out of the seat, ramming his nose down > into his beer and clutching his fanny with his free hand. Gingerly reaching > into his back pocket, he winces withdrawing a small curved needle. > "I knew I had that extra suture around here somewhere!" > Ahhh, some things never change. Oh, Robin, I get a stitch in my side just from laughing at you. You're suture cut-up! If I see you with another person in a white coat, I'll think it a paradox. And when I try to get your attention, I won't be too surprised if the paramedics respond. Why's wrong? Catgut your tongue?