[alt.callahans] Belated New Years Resolutions

kaufman@gmu90x.gmu.edu (Ken Kaufman) (01/18/90)

One of these days, when conditions are right and I'm driving along and I
see a sign that reads "SURVEY CREW AHEAD" (they're relatively common
around here), I'll have the guts to slow down, roll down my window, spot
a worker or two, shout out "No opinion!", and drive off.

Last night in a store, I saw large jugs for donations.  The jugs had a
message which read something like "PLEASE SUPPORT EASTER SEALS".  I will
give serious consideration to getting myself an Exxon credit card, just
so the next time I have the opportunity, I can rip it up and drop it in,
thereby supporting the seals and other such creatures.

To the Universe, may it continue to provide us with punny situations!
==Ken