HMKS05@CCNYVME.BITNET (01/13/90)
"H euresis tou apodrasth eitan thema wras opws allwste sas eixa pei" Me tin frash auth o Genikos Dieu0yndhs tou palaiolithikou mouseiou ths Wash DC kyrios Andre Coloa arxise thn synendeuksh typou sta grafeia tou psyxiatrikou kendrou tou NYU Med Center, meta tin syllhpsh tou adikstaktou tromokrath Isaac Giacoumb Al-Souss, o opoios ws gnwston eixe apodrasei ton perasmeno mhna kai diwkotan apo tis topikes arxes. O kyrios Coloa upogrammise pws o katazitoumenos anakalhfthike sto parathalassio proasteio twn Athinwn Kabouri, na kanei amerimnos mpanio mazi me megalh omada xeimerinwn kolymbitwn. O Al-Souss ksespase se megalofwnous lygmous otan allos xeimerinos kolhmbuths tou epeshmane to gegonos oti einai poly .... mikros, tsatsos opws to eipe. Tote o Al-Souss arxise na klaiei kai malista me anafylita, kai auto eixe san apotelesma na proksenisei tin prosoxh tou nauagoswsth o opoios pige ekei na ton parigorisei. "Mhn kaneis etsi" tou eipe, "ta panda ginondai simera. Yparxoun kai plastika". Perastikos xwrofylakas pou parakseneuthke apo th baboura eprosthese kai autos me ti seira tou "Edw brethike anthrwpos sto Kanada me 8cm, esy me 3cm giati stenaxwriesai?" Tote o Al-Souss apandise, "Den einai 3cm mwrh myksoparthena, 4 einai, Te-sse-ra! Poses fores prepei na to pw?" gia na synexisei ta klammata kai malista auth th fora arxise na odyretai kiolas(Koinws xtypiotan). O Xwrofylaks tou anakoinwse pws ton syllambanei gia eksybrish arxhs, kai afou tou perase xeiropedes ton odigise se stathmeumeno peripoliko to opoio aneptykse taxytita kai eksafanistike. Arga tin nyxta kai meta apo krathsh tou Al Souss sto astynomiko tmima Barkizas diapistwthike h tautothta tou kratoumenou. Ekpliktoi oi astynomikoi diapistwsan pws exoun sta xeria tous ton pasignwsto drapeth, kai amesws eidopoisan ton astynomiko dieythyndh athinwn Jim Koubato o opoios akonise mia sariza sta petaxta, kabalise mia parkarismenh astynomikh klouba kai odigwndas ws allazwn kai sxizofrenhs Athinaios taxitzhs eftase sti barkiza sto xrono rekor twn 6 wrwn kai 27 deuteroleptwn (stamatise na dei th 0eia tou sto dromo, h opoia ton kratise kai tou eftiakse mia sykwtaria giauto argise ligaki). Mainomenos empike sto kelli tou kratoumenou ligo argotera, kai tou edilwse lakwnika: "Tha sta kopsw syriza re, idiws ama einai olostrogyla". Endromos o Al-Souss tou eipe pws nai men to sxhma einai olostroggylo, alla den einai dyo para mono ena.... Blepete tin proigoumenh fora pou tsakwthike me ton Hlia sth Nea Yorkh, tou ekopse to ena gia na paizei mpilliardo, kai apo tote o men Al-Souss emeine monompallos, o de Hlias exei megalh gandemia sto mpilliardo. Kai enw o k Koubatos etoimazotan na kanei ston Al-Souss ... tomh, tote eisilthan sto kelli astynomikoi tis Interpol kai tis FBI oi opoioi afou paredosan ston k. koubato endolh ekdosews upogegrammenh apo ton arxiepiskopo tou Sikagou father Peter, parelaban ton kratoumeno kai afou epibibastikan se elikoptero tis amerikaniks aeroporias apogeiwthikan me kateuthynsh thn amerikanikhs bashs tis Drapetswnas. H teleutaia frash pou akousthke na bgainei apo ton Al-Sous molis epibibastike sto elikoptero, htan "E oxi re koufales na me balete kai dipla ston Noriega! Auto legetai cold humor. Tha kanw enstash!" (To be continued) Matina
sourlas@SEAS.UCLA.EDU (Dennis Sourlas) (01/13/90)
Kai oloi rwtoun psu0urista, sullabista, prolaban oi xeimerinoi kolumbhtes na kopsoun thn basilopita, h' tous kopsane thn ekdhlwsh sth mesh ? Oi teleutaies plhrofories lene oti h teleth anablh0hke gia to kalokairi opote ta nera 0a einai pio zesta kai o Pathr Petros (boh0eia mas) 0a epistrepsei sthn patrida gia tis ka0ierwmenes kalokairines diakopes. Ta erwthmata loipon einai polla : Pote 0a kopsoun thn pita tous oi xeimerinoi kolumbhtes ? Ti douleia exei o Papa-Petros sto kabouri ? Poia h sxesh tou Al-Sous, me to Noriega kai ton prosfatws emfanis0enta Efthimio Tsokanh ? Ta erwthmata auta paramenoun anapanthta. Parakaloume tous politcal analysts ths listas (political analyst tefter tsoglan) na mas diafwthsoun. Dionisis.