minas@foxvax1.UUCP (P.C. Minasian ) (04/12/84)
We here at ...decvax!genrad!wjh12!foxvax1 seem to have had some security problems on 1 April 1984 and failed to receive the transmission from Comrade Chernenko; best guesses point to sabotage by NSA operatives. We have since repaired our reception facilities and request retransmission (encrypted of course!). -Long live the revolution, ...decvax!genrad!wjh12!foxvax1