vsn@CC.IMPERIAL.AC.UK (V S Narinian) (02/10/90)
Mia kai exo ena mikro file me jokes, apofasisa na sas stelno apo ena kathe mera. Opoios den thelei as to kanei delete amesos molis dei to subject. Ante giati h atmosfaira einai poly periergh kai otan diavazo ti ginetai sthn Ellada arxizo kai anyshxo para poly. Giannh (Vamvaka), bravo! Synexise na stelneis poihmata. Merika mou aresan poly. Ante kai kalo Savvatokyriako. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- A man and a woman are driving home from a date. The man stops the car, and the woman says: "Oh no, you aren't going to pull the "out of gas" routine!" The man says, "No, it's the "hereafter" routine. If you're not here after what I'm here after, then you're going to be here after I'm gone." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Vartan <vsn@cc.ic.ac.uk>
vsn@CC.IMPERIAL.AC.UK (V S Narinian) (02/13/90)
Na loipon kai to shmerino anekdoto ths hmeras.
Vassili Axari, koita to ysterografo.
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Anyway, Amos is getting on in years and his family decides that he is
just too much of a burden anymore. Time to put him in a retirement
home. So they take him out to Sunny Hills Retirement Community and
install him in his now home.
After he was there for a few hours, a lovely young nurse comes and
asks if he would like to spend a while on the sun porch. Amos says
"Sure...hrmmmph, hrmmmph."
So Amos and the nurse are on the sun porch enjoying the sun, when Amos
begins to lean to his left. The nurse, thinking that he is going to
fall, pushes him back upright. A few minutes pass, and Amos again
begins to lean, this time to his right. The nurse pushes him back
upright. A few minutes later the scene is repeated. Finally, the
nurse takes Amos back to his room.
The next day, Amos's friend Bob comes to visit. "How do you like it
here?" asks Bob.
"Well" says Amos "it's OK, I guess. The bed ain't too soft and it ain't
too hard. The food is OK. The people are nice. But, they sure don't
want you to fart on the sun porch!"
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YG. Pros Vassili Axari:
Milas gia peiratiko software kai copyright violation. Ama koitakseis to
posting sou, grafeis (kai stis dyo periptoseis pou xrhsimopoieis thn leksh)
"copywrite" anti gia "copyright". Os gnoston, copywrite einai programma
tou McQuaid gia antigrafh disketton sto PC. Opos apodeiknyetai loipon,
antigrafeis toso polles diskettes pou exoun synithisei ta daxtyla sou
kai pane kateftheian kai grafoun copywrite anti gia copyright. Ara eisai
kai esy mia apo ta idia.
Vartan
<vsn@cc.ic.ac.uk>