[bit.listserv.hellas] Astrologologika

ck@REX.CS.TULANE.EDU (Cris Koutsougeras) (03/01/90)

> O Soussis Krios
            Aduvatov ! autos eivai xazos.

> O Koubatsos Lewn (mazi me ton LEON),
             Pote !!

> kai o Koutsougeras Aigokerws.
                    Tov kako sou tov kairo !!     ;-) ;-)
pou tha me peis emeva aigokerata !!


Xrnstos

takis@CABOT.DARTMOUTH.EDU (Panagiotis Metaxas) (03/01/90)

Meres pou' nai lew na mhn mpw sthn koubenta (akoma) gia Nikaragoua
kai Minoltes, alla na prospa0hsw na sas ftaksw ligo to kefi.

Loipon, ena apo ta hobby mou (anagkastikh Peristeriwtikh leksh) einai
h Astronomia, thn opoia omws den sumpa0oun arketoi filoi kai files
mou. Se autous aresei pio polu (gia praktikous logous) h Astrologia.

Tosa xronia mazi tous, ephreastika kai egw. Kai diabazontas ta diafora
mails, lew "na, autos einai Krios, ki ekeinh Par0enos"
(Gia ton Lewnida den lew tipota, to leei o idios sto onoma tou)

Etsi loipon exw katalhksei sta sumperasmata:

O Arkas einai Ydroxoos, o Soubaliwths Ix0us (Mparmpouni),
O Soussis Krios, O Petropoulos Tauros (se ualopwleio),
O Sakas Didumos, O Aksaris Karkinos,
O Koubatsos Lewn (mazi me ton LEON), o Pantouvakis Par0enos,
o Vambakas Zugos, o Stamatakhs Skorpios (stis ksan0ies),
o Metaksas Toksoths (se trito proswpo, san ton Andrea)
kai o Koutsougeras Aigokerws.

Auth h lista bebaia den einai plhrhs, kai o ka0eis parakaleitai
na anagnwrisei to zwodio tou/ths.

Gia na sas boh0hsw sthn anagnwrish, mia kai polloi mporei na mhn
exete tis apaitoumenes gnwseis, sas stelnw enan katalogo apo
zwdia gia na anagnwrisete tous eautous sas (kai tous allous pou
hdh anefera).

Dustuxws einai sta Agglika, kai an kaneis den ta diabazei as mou steilei
ena mail me to zwdio pou 0a0ele metafrasmeno.

Kalh diaskedash, filika Takis Metaxas

        AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.  You lie
a great deal.  On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and
impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over
again.  People think you are stupid.

        PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by
the CIA or FBI.  You have minor influence over your associates and
people resent your flaunting of your power.  You lack confidence and
you are generally a coward.  Pisces people do terrible things to small
animals.

        ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.  You are
quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice.  You are not very
nice.

        TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent.  You have a dogged determination and
work like hell.  Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed.
You are a Communist.

        GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker.  People like you because you
are bisexual.  However, you are inclined to expect too much for too
little.  This means you are cheap.  Geminis are known for committing
incest.

        CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.  They
think you are a sucker.  You are always putting things off.  That's why
you'll never make anything of yourself.  Most welfare recipients are
Cancer people.

        LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader.  Others think you are pushy.  Most
Leo people are bullies.  You are vain and dislike honest criticism.
Your arrogance is disgusting.  Leo people are thieves.

        VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder.  This nitpicking is
sickening to your friends.  You are cold and unemotional and sometimes
fall asleep while making love.  Virgos make good bus drivers.

        LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.  If
you are a man, you are more than likely gay.  Chances for employment
and monetary gains are excellent.  Most Libra women are prostitutes.
All Libra people die of Venereal disease.

        SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.  You will achieve the
pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.  Most Scorpio
people are murdered.

        SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic.  You have a reckless tendency to
rely on luck since you lack talent.  The majority of Sagittarians are
drunks or dope fiends or both.  People laugh at you a great deal.

        CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.  You don't do much of
anything and are lazy.  There has never been a Capricorn of any
importance.  Capricorns should avoid standing still for too long as
they take root and become trees.

kostas@RAL.RPI.EDU (Kostas Kyriakopolous) (03/01/90)

Ti ennoeis megale "peristeriwtikh" leksh?

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