[misc.handicap] initial report

William.Wilson@p0.f89.n129.z1.fidonet.org (William Wilson) (11/05/90)

Index Number: 11532

[This is from the Blink Talk Conference]

 > Access to
 > dos at Blinklink? Just remember that park time is probably
 > around 6:00 AM!
 > I'll bet you've never gotten up at that hour in your life!
 
Scott,

     Actually, first feeding and park time is 5:45 AM, but no problem, 
cause my roommate wakes me up regularly every 15 or 20 minutes with 
a new behavor I've never witnessed in a human previously.  This is 
pretty interesting, however, cause we have a pool going on seeing 
who can guess his next move the most times before this is all over, 
and I'm ahead so far!  I am in this position because of my guess 
that he was going to do some sleep walking and end up somewhere never 
before explored by a student here, and he ended up in the feed closet 
downstairs before we led him back to his bed.

     Nevertheless, Lee, my black labradore partner who is better 
known as big, bad, Leroy Lab, is quite a hand full, and in all honesty, 
I am amazed at his guide abilities, despite the fact I thought I 
had the superest of guide dogs before with Strider!  He did a traffic 
check today that none of us planned, and he tugs like a race horse 
with a full bladder heading for the pasture!  Perhaps his best talent, 
however, is his dancing ability!  Man, this dog loves to dance!  
It is so clear when he is done at park time, cause we usually do 
a quick foxtrot or a waltz, ending with a sloppy labradore kiss right 
on my cold nose!

     Don't be mistaken into thinking I'm having fun, cause that would 
be the understatement of the century.  I am having the blast of my 
life, and I wish you could all be here.  Hmmm, come to think of it, 
I guess you are!

     Ok gang, I'll check in again later, but right now I got a big, 
bad Leroy Lab who wants his belly rubbed!
                                        Willie

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