[misc.handicap] Funnies

William.Wilson@f89.n129.z1.fidonet.org (William Wilson) (12/05/90)

Index Number: 12232

[This is from the Blink Talk Conference]

 DK> the subject of t-shirts, my instructor at guide dogs had the 
 DK> following t-shirt a guide dog in harness in front of an open 
 DK> man hole with a pair of dark sunglasses lying next to the open 
 DK> hole and the phrase "Oh No"...

Dan,
    I WANT ONE OF THESE!!!

     Likewise, my instructor at Seeing Eye had a calendar she gave to my
roommate, who was continually losing track of his pooch, that had a
picture of a dog sitting in the driver's seat of a car that had been
pulled over by a nasty looking cop, and the owner in the passenger seat
explaining as he held it up to be seen, "Yeah, I let him drive
sometimes, but he's always on leash!"

                                                        Willie
     

... BlinkTalk - Blind bats in the belfry!

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Tom.Gerhart@f210.n273.z1.fidonet.org (Tom Gerhart) (12/05/90)

Index Number: 12257

[This is from the Blink Talk Conference]

willie,
How do blind sky divers know when its time to land?

the leash goes slack tom G.

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