[alt.folklore.computers] GNU Emacs emacs.names

merlyn@iwarp.intel.com (Randal Schwartz) (01/20/90)

In article <21743@unix.cis.pitt.edu>, nott@unix (nancy nott) writes:
| In the same vein as all of the posts about TECO, VAX, and PDP....
| What does Emacs mean?  

From the file etc/emacs.names in the GNU Emacs distribution:

|| From: harvard!topaz!BLUE!BRAIL@mit-eddie
|| Date: 9 Sep 85 17:25:27 EDT
|| Subject: EMACS -- What does it mean?
|| To: mit-prep!info-gnu-emacs@TOPAZ.RUTGERS.EDU
|| 
|| 	EMACS may stand for "Editing MACroS," but some friends of mine
|| suggested some more creative definitions. Here they are. Anyone have
|| any additions?
|| 
|| --------
|| 
|| Even a
|| Master of
|| Arts
|| Comes 
|| Simpler
|| 
|| Emacs
|| Manuals
|| Are 
|| Cryptic and
|| Surreal
|| 
|| Energetic
|| Merchants
|| Always
|| Cultivate
|| Sales
|| 
|| Each
|| Manual's
|| Audience is
|| Completely
|| Stupified
|| 
|| Emacs
|| Means
|| A
|| Crappy
|| Screen
|| 
|| Eventually
|| Munches
|| All
|| Computer
|| Storage
|| 
|| Even 
|| My 
|| Aunt
|| Crashes the
|| System
|| 
|| Eradication of 
|| Memory
|| Accomplished with
|| Complete
|| Simplicity
|| 
|| Elsewhere
|| Maybe
|| Alternative
|| Civilizations
|| Survive
|| 
|| Egregious
|| Managers
|| Actively
|| Court
|| Stallman
|| 
|| Esoteric
|| Malleability
|| Always
|| Considered
|| Silly
|| 
|| Emacs
|| Manuals
|| Always
|| Cause
|| Senility
|| 
|| Easily
|| Maintained with the
|| Assistance of
|| Chemical
|| Solutions
|| 
|| EMACS
|| MACRO
|| ACTED
|| CREDO
|| SODOM
|| 
|| Edwardian
|| Manifestation of
|| All
|| Colonial
|| Sins
|| 
|| Generally
|| Not
|| Used
|| 
|| Except by
|| Middle
|| Aged
|| Computer
|| Scientists
|| 
|| Extended
|| Macros
|| Are
|| Considered
|| Superfluous
|| 
|| Every
|| Mode
|| Accelerates
|| Creation of
|| Software
|| 
|| Elsewhere
|| Maybe
|| All
|| Commands are
|| Simple
|| 
|| Emacs
|| May
|| Allow
|| Customised
|| Screwups
|| 
|| Excellent
|| Manuals
|| Are
|| Clearly
|| Suppressed
|| 
|| Emetic
|| Macros
|| Assault
|| Core and
|| Segmentation
|| 
|| Embarrassed
|| Manual-Writer
|| Accused of
|| Communist
|| Subversion
|| 
|| Extensibilty and 
|| Modifiability
|| Aggravate
|| Confirmed
|| Simpletons
|| 
|| Emacs
|| May
|| Annihilate
|| Command
|| Structures
|| 
|| Easily
|| Mangles,
|| Aborts,
|| Crashes and
|| Stupifies
|| 
|| Extraneous
|| Macros
|| And
|| Commands
|| Stink
|| 
|| Exceptionally
|| Mediocre
|| Algorithm for
|| Computer
|| Scientists
|| 
|| EMACS
|| Makes no
|| Allowances
|| Considering its
|| Stiff price
|| 
|| Equine
|| Mammals
|| Are
|| Considerably
|| Smaller
|| 
|| Embarrasingly
|| Mundane
|| Advertising
|| Cuts
|| Sales
|| 
|| Every
|| Moron
|| Assumes
|| CCA is
|| Superior
|| 
|| Exceptionally
|| Mediocre
|| Autocratic
|| Control
|| System
|| 
|| EMACS
|| May
|| Alienate
|| Clients and
|| Supporters
|| 
|| Excavating
|| Mayan
|| Architecture
|| Comes
|| Simpler
|| 
|| Erasing 
|| Minds
|| Allows 
|| Complete
|| Submission
|| 
|| Every
|| Male
|| Adolescent
|| Craves
|| Sex
|| 
|| Elephantine
|| Memory
|| Absolutely
|| Considered
|| Sine que non
|| 
|| Emacs 
|| Makers
|| Are
|| Crazy
|| Sickos
|| 
|| Eenie-Meenie-Miney-Mo-
|| Macros
|| Are
|| Completely
|| Slow
|| 
|| Experience the
|| Mildest
|| Ad
|| Campaign ever
|| Seen
|| 
|| Emacs
|| Makefiles
|| Annihilate
|| C-
|| Shells
|| 
|| Eradication of
|| Memory
|| Accomplished with
|| Complete
|| Simplicity
|| 
|| Emetic
|| Macros
|| Assault
|| Core and
|| Segmentation
|| 
|| Epileptic
|| MLisp
|| Aggravates
|| Compiler
|| Seizures
|| 
|| Eleven thousand
|| Monkeys
|| Asynchronously
|| Crank out these
|| Slogans
|| -------
|| 
|| From: ihnss!warren@mit-eddie (Warren Montgomery)
|| Newsgroups: net.emacs
|| Subject: Re: EMACS -- What does it mean?
|| Date: Tue, 10-Sep-85 09:14:24 EDT
|| Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL
|| Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep
|| 
|| Someone at a luncheon suggested it meant:
|| 
|| Evenings,
|| Mornings,
|| And a 
|| Couple of
|| Saturdays
|| 
|| (In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my
|| implementation).
|| 
|| -- 
|| 
|| 	Warren Montgomery
|| 	ihnss!warren
|| 	IH ((312)-979) x2494
|| 
|| Date: Wed, 18 Sep 85 10:11:04 edt
|| From: inmet!tower@inmet.inmet (Leonard H. Tower Jr.) <inmet!tower@cca-unix>
|| Subject: Re: EMACS -- What does it mean?
|| To: tower@MIT-PREP.ARPA
|| 
|| Received: by inmet.uucp (4.12/inmet) id AA02199; Wed, 18 Sep 85 09:10:17 edt
|| Date: Wed, 18 Sep 85 09:10:17 edt
|| Message-Id: <8509181310.AA02199@inmet.uucp>
|| Uucp-Paths: {bellcore,ima,ihnp4}!inmet!tower
|| Arpa-Path: ima!inmet!tower@CCA-UNIX.ARPA
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|| Home: 	36 Porter Street, Somerville, MA  02143, USA   +1 (617) 623-7739
|| /* Written  6:48 pm  Sep 14, 1985 by gml@ssc-vax in inmet:net.emacs */
|| /* ---------- "Re: EMACS -- What does it mean?" ---------- */
|| Pleeeeeeeze!!!  Nice try on the meaning of EMACS.  I believe the
|| correct acronym is:
|| 
|| Emacs 
|| Makes
|| All 
|| Computing 
|| Simple
|| 
|| Thank you, and Good Night
|| /* End of text from inmet:net.emacs */
|| 
|| From: ho95e!wcs@mit-eddie (Bill.Stewart.4K435.x0705)
|| Newsgroups: net.emacs
|| Subject: Re: EMACS -- What does it mean?
|| Date: Thu, 26-Sep-85 21:43:54 EDT
|| Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ
|| Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep
|| 
|| > > very interesting, but what does GNU stand for ?
|| > GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete Emacs.
|| > More recursive acronyms, anyone?
|| Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has
|| character is THief Isn't Even Fine.
|| -- 
|| ## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs
|| 
|| Path: mit-eddie!think!harvard!bbnccv!bbncca!linus!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
|| From: edison!ta2@mit-eddie (tom allebrandi)
|| Newsgroups: net.emacs
|| Subject: Re: Re: EMACS -- What does it mean?
|| Date: Sun, 29-Sep-85 18:11:55 EDT
|| Organization: General Electric's Mountain Resort
|| Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep
|| 
|| > GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete Emacs.
|| > 
|| > More recursive acronyms, anyone?
|| > 
|| 
|| For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs.....
|| 
|| -- 
|| ...............
|| tom allebrandi 2, general electric aco, charlottesville, va
|| {decvax,duke}!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
|| box 8106, charlottesville, va, 22906
|| (804) 978-5566
|| ...............
|| 
|| Date: Wed, 16 Oct 85 01:38:12 edt
|| From: inmet!tower (Leonard H. Tower Jr.) <inmet!tower@cca-unix>
|| Subject: more names
|| To: tower@MIT-PREP.ARPA
|| 
|| Received: by inmet.uucp (4.12/inmet) id AA12997; Tue, 15 Oct 85 22:31:39 edt
|| Date: Tue, 15 Oct 85 22:31:39 edt
|| Message-Id: <8510160231.AA12997@inmet.uucp>
|| Uucp-Paths: {bellcore,ima,ihnp4}!inmet!tower
|| Arpa-Path: ima!inmet!tower@CCA-UNIX.ARPA
|| Organization: 	Intermetrics, Inc., Cambridge, MA, USA
|| Home: 	36 Porter Street, Somerville, MA  02143, USA   +1 (617) 623-7739
|| /* Written 12:20 pm  Oct 14, 1985 by rs@mirror.UUCP in inmet:net.emacs */
|| 
|| 
|| SINE:	Sine Is Not Emacs
|| 	(MIT Architecture Machine Group)
|| 
|| EINE:	Eine is Not Emacs
|| 	(MIT Lisp Machine)
|| 
|| ZWEI:	Zwei Was Eine Initially
|| 	("rev2" of EINE)
|| 
|| --
|| Rich $alz	{mit-eddie, ihnp4!inmet, wjh12, cca, datacube} !mirror!rs
|| Mirror Systems	2067 Massachusetts Ave.
|| 617-661-0777	Cambridge, MA, 02140
|| /* End of text from inmet:net.emacs */
|| 
|| Path: mit-eddie!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!gatech!ulysses!pajb
|| From: ulysses!pajb@mit-eddie (Paul Bennett)
|| Newsgroups: net.emacs
|| Subject: Here we go again ...
|| Date: Sat, 19-Oct-85 17:26:49 EDT
|| Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill
|| Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep
|| 
|| 
|| > EINE:	Eine is Not Emacs
|| > 	(MIT Lisp Machine)
|| >
|| > ZWEI:	Zwei Was Eine Initially
|| >	("rev2" of EINE)
|| 
|| DREI:	DREI - Really Emacs Inside
|| 	(Exists only in my head)
|| 
|| Paul.
|| 
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|| 
|| .. I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking on the water while I'M fishing.-- 
|| Paul.
|| 
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|| 
|| .. I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking on the water while I'M fishing.

Just another Emacs hacker,
-- 
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profesor@wpi.wpi.edu (Matthew E Cross) (01/20/90)

And, my favorite:

Evil
Manifestation
Also
Called 
Satan

P.S. - I love EMACS (I'm using it now!) I just like the acronym!