[alt.folklore.computers] Humor in HP-UX!

tml@tik.vtt.fi (Tor Lillqvist) (11/03/90)

When running strings(1) on xdb (the screen-oriented debugger on
HP-UX), I found the following:

  Hmmm, it seems to be in the hardware.
  Things look good, but you may have a halting problem.
  I see no bugs here.
  Why ask me?  It's your program!
  I can see the problem, but it will do you good to find it yourself.
  You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building...
  No known bugs.
  Hmm, seems to be in the hardware.
  Mice, it's mice!!
  There's no bug in this program. It's the operating system!!
  I knew, but I suffered an uncorrectable ECC error.
  Aha!!! It's.... no, that's not it.
  You don't really expect this command to work, do you?
  Return to sender, address unknown.
  SNAFU
  I don't know. I'd much rather play rogue.
  There's no bug in this program. It's the C optimizer!!
  Yeeecchh. This is terrible code.
  brain damage (mos dumped)
  I knew, but I suffered random alpha particle radiation.
  Don't press your luck....or would you like adb back!!
  Start from scratch.
  brain damage (core dumped) (mos dumped) (everything dumped)
  Got a dime?

--
Tor Lillqvist,
working, but not speaking, for the Technical Research Centre of Finland