[comp.lang.perl] so you want a one-liner

tneff@bfmny0.UU.NET (Tom Neff) (03/23/90)

The Internet hacker called me** and passed me this secret bit of Larry
Wall's internal code:

for(1..99){printf"%s patch %d\n",("You need","Fixed in")[rand(2)],1+rand(16);}

:-)

** JUST KIDDING!!  Down boy, there there, nice doggie OUCH hehehe can I go now?

-- 
"How can a man of integrity get along    ///  Tom Neff
in Washington?" -- Richard Feynman      ///   tneff@bfmny0.UU.NET